Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
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kateindeed 5
Was the other person in the car? Because that would make this hilarious.
bbedlock_fml 7
Get out and run!
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Comments (90)
br0ccoli 15
If the owner is male and single, a flash of the goods will make him forget anything that has happened. All he will be thinking of is "Boobs!"
MURIKKA 11
And if OP is a guy?
FmaFangirl 9
Man boobs
charliewetsidege 2
don't forget to bring a towel!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yes. Towelie was in the car. YES.
martin_martian7 11
Why was the car open?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Maybe the owner was still in it.
Snackycake 20
That would be fun to explain, especially if he didn't notice the guy for all of ten seconds.
GirlOnFire143 6
Once the cops got called on my short-sighted grandma, who was trying to open someone else's car with a stick. Needless to say the owner just stood there laughing the whole time.
NothingsEasy 4
Me and my mom did that once when we were leaving the grocery store, we opened up the back and started loading our groceries, then the owner came over and was really nice so it was cool, but very embarrassing I must say
andiewithlove 21
Maybe the auto lock on the key opened someone else's car? That happened to me when I was in high school. 3 of us seniors had the same car. I saw mine, used the button on my keys and climbed in only to realize it was someone else's.
jellycorn 13
Shouldn't auto lock be made to open/lock your car only?
s0ulslack 20
Did they atleast have a towel and nice stereo?
ChakatBlackstar 29
How do you not know which car is yours unless it was fresh from the factory?
Needafarm 22
All these cars/SUV's look alike now. You need to make your car more distinguishable. Add Flames and racing strips. haha. It is a little annoying that all these signals get mixed up from time to time, like the old baby monitor and wireless phones use to. i swear we could hear our neighbors phone conversations through the baby monitor years ago.
R4LJ 10
Lol. People should really keep their doors locked.