Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;
andres19 0
shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars
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Comments (86)
Monkeymolli 0
wow worst luck ever :(
gutzz 0
At least they didn't steal the car.
maa_rico 4
eww sushi.
sterlingarcher 1
sushi is disgusting
staceysgenesis16 0
thats soo true , sushi iis gross =
marriiee_fml 0
uhh sushi is the BOMB
sterlingarcher 1
blah I disagree ^^
morgan320 0
You forgot to lock the side doors? Do you have an up door and an down door too, OP?
kiltsaresexy 4
What's worse than their luck is the way this FML is written. The beginning --"getting dressed up for the first time in days"-- and the end-- their car getting broken into-- have nothing to do with each other. The beginning could have been left out.
zoe_zoe_fml 0
how do you know u forgot to lock it? maybe the thieves smashed the window and then unlocked the door? and sushi is amazing <3 especially the Vegas roll <3
blueglue 0
I've never met anybody who didn't like sushi. Sashimi I can understand; it's slimy raw fish. Gross. But sushi rolls are the shit!
insanesna1l 0
sashimi and sushi is all good "today i broke into a car to steal an air freshener but i didnt realise the car was unlocked until i smashed the window. FML"
dre_bro11 12
#42, it's the way OP wrote it, so deal with it. If that part wasnt included that'd be like writing a story but skipping straight to the ending. It doesn't work.
beccusmaximus 0
I think his point about not going anywhere for days is part of the FML because his car was unlocked for three days. And also the break in could have happened on day one. If OP had a life, and left his house more often, the car might not have been broken into in the first place.
beccusmaximus 0
Just kidding, I thought it said three days but it just says "in days." Mer.
andres19 0
shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars
TomPusslicker 21
yesss lmao. theres usually not much worth taking in most cars. if it were me, there would have been a dump on the driver seat, or just smeared on the back of the steering wheel to cheer you up when you go to drive it. on a side note though, i wonder if op really did forget to lock the door, or the thief just left it unlocked after.
Tuesdays76 0
Ha this reminds me of 2 Fast 2 Furious.
docscientist 9
TomPusslicker, I bet your name is 'ironic'.
magixx_fml 0
it must be ironic. and when he inevitably winds up in jail it will be even more ironic.
makayla_roxx 2
someones a smart cookie xP so how was the sushi(:
chili10 18
it probably happened yesterday, you're just too big of a loser to have noticed.. just kidding =P
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;
sterlingarcher 1
wtf?
staceysgenesis16 0
im confused ..
sterlingarcher 1
omg me too ^^
PushMyButtons 5
I get itrttt
KleenexWaffle 3
lmao way too literal an interpretation. Take what OP said at face value: "First time I got dressed up in days"... I didn't realize they made fabric in clothing form now. I've been in the nude since I popped out the womb
sterlingarcher 1
hahahaha.. oh mi god I get it now.. lol
Soreeyeah 17
I love #32s picture!!!! Ftw!
mariazzz 5
I hope you have insurance?
oocarmelgirl0807 0
That sucks :(. I'm sorry.
anorexicbarbie 8
So you've just been hanging out naked? Nice!
bazingaman10 0
the robber probably didn't think you'd be stupid enough to leave your door unlocked.
mintcar 9
YDI for going out for sushi in a shady area.
ipwnlosers 4
OP's car was broken into when they walked outside. Err, that's how I comprehended it.