Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;

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andres19 0

shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars

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gutzz 0

At least they didn't steal the car.

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staceysgenesis16 0

thats soo true , sushi iis gross =

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morgan320 0

You forgot to lock the side doors? Do you have an up door and an down door too, OP?

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kiltsaresexy 4

What's worse than their luck is the way this FML is written. The beginning --"getting dressed up for the first time in days"-- and the end-- their car getting broken into-- have nothing to do with each other. The beginning could have been left out.

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zoe_zoe_fml 0

how do you know u forgot to lock it? maybe the thieves smashed the window and then unlocked the door? and sushi is amazing <3 especially the Vegas roll <3

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blueglue 0

I've never met anybody who didn't like sushi. Sashimi I can understand; it's slimy raw fish. Gross. But sushi rolls are the shit!

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insanesna1l 0

sashimi and sushi is all good "today i broke into a car to steal an air freshener but i didnt realise the car was unlocked until i smashed the window. FML"

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dre_bro11 12

#42, it's the way OP wrote it, so deal with it. If that part wasnt included that'd be like writing a story but skipping straight to the ending. It doesn't work.

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beccusmaximus 0

I think his point about not going anywhere for days is part of the FML because his car was unlocked for three days. And also the break in could have happened on day one. If OP had a life, and left his house more often, the car might not have been broken into in the first place.

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beccusmaximus 0

Just kidding, I thought it said three days but it just says "in days." Mer.

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andres19 0

shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars

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TomPusslicker 21

yesss lmao. theres usually not much worth taking in most cars. if it were me, there would have been a dump on the driver seat, or just smeared on the back of the steering wheel to cheer you up when you go to drive it. on a side note though, i wonder if op really did forget to lock the door, or the thief just left it unlocked after.

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Tuesdays76 0

Ha this reminds me of 2 Fast 2 Furious.

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docscientist 9

TomPusslicker, I bet your name is 'ironic'.

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magixx_fml 0

it must be ironic. and when he inevitably winds up in jail it will be even more ironic.

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makayla_roxx 2

someones a smart cookie xP so how was the sushi(:

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chili10 18

it probably happened yesterday, you're just too big of a loser to have noticed.. just kidding =P

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;

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staceysgenesis16 0

im confused ..

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PushMyButtons 5

I get itrttt

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KleenexWaffle 3

lmao way too literal an interpretation. Take what OP said at face value: "First time I got dressed up in days"... I didn't realize they made fabric in clothing form now. I've been in the nude since I popped out the womb

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oocarmelgirl0807 0

That sucks :(. I'm sorry.

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anorexicbarbie 8

So you've just been hanging out naked? Nice!

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bazingaman10 0

the robber probably didn't think you'd be stupid enough to leave your door unlocked.

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mintcar 9

YDI for going out for sushi in a shady area.

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ipwnlosers 4

OP's car was broken into when they walked outside. Err, that's how I comprehended it.

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