Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
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kateindeed 5
Was the other person in the car? Because that would make this hilarious.
bbedlock_fml 7
Get out and run!
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Comments (90)
coolbrony12 3
That happened to my brother and sister once. Only they were putting groceries in the car.
billh8er86 3
I like the reddit comic you did about this
ellytoad 13
Oops.
WildInTheStreets 5
I just read a rage comic about this.
KhaeKhae1 3
Thats what I said! Now,when does the Narwhal bacon?
WildInTheStreets 5
At midnight, my friend.
chillyCholo 5
I thought I was the only one who noticed.. I feel so much better
Pshh_Yeah 4
This is like the comic on Reddit.
karatekid97 17
I saw a comic just like that on reddit a few minutes ago!
Lorean 6
Hahaha luckily they diddnt see u get in lol
millergirl75 1
Ive been holding on for ten years thinking my best friend will fall in love with me.we know everything about one another except one thing. I slept with him and got herpes. Now he loves me fml
ohsheet 8
You went to the beach...in Illinois? hahah
Mesvah 1
I saw this on reddit earlier !