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Show it anywaylured then denied.
I like ur attitude man. buuut that's kinda messed up if that's the only say she can get his attention. op it's not all about sex dude
he probably is a sex crazed addict, but where in the fml does the OP say he has sex often?
Dump the bitch. that will give her a real reason to be depressed. if she is so depressed with you, who doesn't she just leave you so she can be happy? She just wants to whine instead of blowing you and making you a sandwhich.
she promised you to "get it on" yiu sound like a little boy being excited to have hanky panky!? lol maybe you should learn to turn her in so it isn't a job fir her to gave to promise to give u some.
omg sorry fir the mispelled stuff. the auto fix on iphone is wack -.-
Smacks the bitch eh? then drinkz zom mayplez zyrup cuz wez Canadian and wez talkz dumb and haz prob with beinz drinkz247 eh eh eh eg ****** yanks wooo Canada!
op, you should break up with her for breaking her promise and lying to you so that tomorrow we can read an fml she posts about how you broke up with her for having a stank ******
why even have her promise that!?! pervy mervys!
consider yourself lucky you got a list and not a bag full of - go **** yourself and die, now get back on that bus before my new boyfriend kicks your ******* teeth you pecker head.
well all I have to say is it looks like SOMEONE doesn't know how to read body language
depression isn't just from bipolar disorder, jackass do some research. Dysthymic Disorder leads to severe depression and I just recently foun out it's the cause of my depression...
pay attention to the list! fix some of the reasonable things to make her happy then you MIGHT get some action.
amen
What the hell does that even mean? If you don't know about depression, don't ******* speak about it!
How exactly is the girlfriend a bitch? If anything, the OP is a stupid little douchebag for complaining about underserved sex instead of worrying about the welfare of his girlfriend. Read the FML again. You could see that the OP is an asshole.
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Show it anywaya) You don't know that the OP can do better. b) It's the OP's fault in the first place for being such a bad person. c) is for cookie.
boopity how do you follow "you don't know he can do better" with "the op is a bad person". your first statement was realistic, absolute and often overlooked truth....and then you immediately follow it with an oversimplistic and unknowable statement that destroys any integrity the former may have had. Contradict yourself much?
Just cause she didn't sleep with him doesn't necessarily mean she should be dumped. But really if she keeps playing with him she'll get it. Its OK to tell your partner how you feel but really if you don't make her happy just break.
28, what I was trying to say was that instead of writing an FML about this, he should make himself a better person. It seemed to me that the OP was only excited about sex, so I called him a bad person. No, that was just filler so I could get to option c. But what I said above makes sense too.
are u a three year old?
ydi for only paying attention to your gf for sex. that's why she is prob depressssd because the only time you focus on her is if she says that. Girls arnt toys bro
I hope it wasn't long.
what a drag, you shouldve stilled attacked your girlfriend & got it on maybe she'd lighten up after some stress relieving sex:)
I don't think rape would help her depression...
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think about it.. is that the only way she can get your attention? then you suck!
was having a small penis one of them?