By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML
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AH1Zviper 15

That was pretty shelfish in my opinion.

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eaglerob 20

That's your future wife right there; embrace the chaos

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Drizl 17

I suck.

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Blackhawk706 23

How very clever of her.

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Way2Fast8 20

She knows which strings to pull

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NatsuD_fml 13

i guess she figured you'd rise to the occasion.

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foxwasalamb 24

dance puppet dance!

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mclovin22897 15

something rose to the occasion, 42.

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NatsuD_fml 13

How dare she let him rise to tge occasion and then get all shelfish.

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incoherentrmblr 21

You got stiff wood so she made you put up a shelf...

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SonyIsGod 13

Like a boss

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eaglerob 20

That's your future wife right there; embrace the chaos

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tournamentdecide 33

It said no where OP was planning to marry her.

LexiDaBae 17

I think #2 was joking.

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eaglerob 20

Ding ding ding

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tournamentdecide 33

Sorry for killing your joke. Sometimes I don't really have a sense of humor.

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icandothecancan 24

Probobly not the best site for you then...

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AH1Zviper 15

That was pretty shelfish in my opinion.

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LostInTheZone11 29

*Insert Cryptkeeper laugh here*

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rich443 22

looks like op got left hanging

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Enslaved 36

Yeah, he nailed something just not his girlfriend.

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pwnman 33

Seems like she is using you for her home benefits...

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captainclutch96 3

A lot of women can be manipulative like that

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foxwasalamb 24

as well as men? lets not be sexist

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hokie16 13

From what I've seen men are generally more manipulative when trying to get a woman, whereas women are the manipulative ones in relationships. There are exceptions to everything but I'm a woman and I have to say I have no problem with #5's statement. lol.

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thisis16charlong 10

very true

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captainclutch96 3

#61, I'm not being sexist. If I were being sexist, I would have said, "all women are manipulative." By saying "a lot of" instead of "all", I'm implying that I am not including all of the female race. Use context clues instead of being quick to assume things.

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JasonUMN 15

How selfish of her. That sounds like it could be quite a hang up in your relationship.

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myoukei 31

You mean "shelfish"?

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marleypuckpuck 22

She's a keeper.

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Drfucked 9

I read that shell fish And OP's girlfriend. Clever girl....

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tournamentdecide 33

That was a little cruel. She should have at least given you some action before you left.

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djinnyf 12

She doesn't owe him anything!!! If he doesn't say anything and just goes there with hope, then he diesn't "deserve" anything!!

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sicksadworld1317 30

She's brilliant. Keep her. Right now she's using her brilliance to get a shelf hung up, but she might have some other tricks up her sleeve for the sex later.

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laden_swallow09 34

How much you wanna her she won't?

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TheLostLegend 2

Did anyone else read it as bang a shelf?

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moonbootz 7

nope sure didnt...we're not autistic nor blind.

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tournamentdecide 33

I think you mean dyslexic.

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schwaka 17

55 is one of those people that have no idea what autism is, but think it's cool to call people autistic. They always end up looking stupid.

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moonbootz 7

hes right. my bad.

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