By timmynotjimmy - Canada
  Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML
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By  topramen  |  0

sign up for dick control classes....
it's like yoga and karate all in one.
it teaches you control and how to protect yourself.

from ranting girlfriends.

By  Superawesomestev  |  0

ydi for being a Nancy. she obviously likes men. next time, whip your hog leg out, make her finish you off, and then tell her to make you a sandwich. take control. don't be a jerk, be assertive.