Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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CookiesNOJ 0
think about it.. is that the only way she can get your attention? then you suck!
lovelyred 0
was having a small penis one of them?
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Comments (87)
MeGustaComer 0
Hey, I'm sure many of us would be up for sex, so I don't blame you. Then again, I think you could've seen this coming. 0:
ckrebbs 0
19 your annoying as hell and op all I have to say is hahahahhahaha maybe if u weren't such a **** head of a boyfriend
perdix 31
You're not telling the whole story. She probably asked you to come over to have lunch, and you said no. Watch a movie? Hang out? Talk? No. No. No. "Get it on?" Giggity! That is depressing! You could have saved the day after you display of piggish behavior. "Aw, honey, you're not depressed, you just have the blues. . . like my balls. Let's say we fix both!" That's gotta work.
julieisforlovers 0
love the "giggity!" <3
amazingjane 0
well, stop depressing her and then maybe u can get some cudi.
danii_s2 0
as if you expect it from her, or make/let her promice you something like that. and as if u don't care your making her depressed.
knightknight 0
psycho
ifinishlast 0
you should break up with her for lying to you so that tomorrow I can read an fml she posts about how her bf broke up with her cuz she didn't wanna have sex
jyd62 0
I would not be going back anytime soon unless u r a moron
dynky 3
I think I'd be pretty depressed if I had to bribe my boyfriend with sex to have him spend time with me, and then he got all sulky if I didn't put out.
fuckyouasshole66 0
ur a pig is that all u want from your girlfriend