Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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ronton 4
What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??
Zero22120 12
She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down
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Comments (172)
DncrHap 9
if there's one thing grans around the world know, it's perverted ways. therefore, the doctor was obviously feeling you up, and gran needed to take care of that nonsense.
je_suis_fml 11
Judging by these perverted comments.. gran kicked his ass rightfully so. We live in a perverted world that likes to prey on the naive young girls.. He'll think twice before pulling a stunt like that again. Granny has lived and seem a lot.. she's not too far off with her assumptions.
niswisk 3
Least u know ur grandmas got ur bak :)
mazochyst 10
The doctor doesn't need to see her chest to put the stethoscope against her heartbeat. I've never had a doctor do that, and if my shirt was too thick he'd say, "I'm just going to put the stethoscope on your chest ok?". OP's situation is seriously sketchy and her grams was doing her job protecting her.
candyaddict54 3
word. something seems wrong. grandma to the rescue.
xrainbowshadowx 17
Your grandma is my new idol (:
bullrider92 19
Your Granny might have been on to something.Every Dr.I have ever been to either does it outside shirt or put hand up back of shirt.And I am a guy.If he was doing that to a girl,that is just wrong.
matt120784 0
Boobies.
Enigmax2514 7
Gotta love your over protective granny, she was just looking out for you
bubo_fml 11
Gran was just jealous because she wasn't getting a touch up!
LadyDeadPool 3
Was the doc hot?