Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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ronton 4
What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??
Zero22120 12
She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down
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Comments (172)
emmaa3451 11
Why was your grandma there in the first place? Aren't these things personal ? Hahaha
fadingfaith 4
Because Op is a child and if underage they require an adult to go inside the room with her.
P374RD3D 9
Ur pic defines all FML comments
onorexveritas 24
lmfao hilarious
TrollinYourMom14 3
"Get your hands off my grand-daughter, you damn, dirty doctor!" ...Fail? Oh well.
hannahmorgan06 7
go grandma!
houstontxmex 0
Gran gran got jealous...ole Doc shouldn't have winked and bit his lower lip at the old fart.
laideehawk 6
Your gran is awesome! And my doc doesn't lift my shirt up to hear my heart...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It doesn't say if OP is a guy or a girl. If it's a guy, this might be halfway okay, but my doctor never lifts my shirt up to check my heartbeat either. I don't know any doctor that does that. But if this was a girl, then yeah, that isn't really professional...go under the shirt through the neck, don't lift it up.
varalane 1
yea he didn't have to feel u up, to hear a heart beat :/
itschrisssybro 8
Your granny rocks!
sciencekidster1 8
What's she gonna do when your husband wants kids?