Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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ronton 4
What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??
Zero22120 12
She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down
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LilliPage 17
I have been to the doctor quite a few times where they had to check my heartbeat and the doctor(s) have NEVER had to go up my shirt to do so. It's not just one doctor either. Several different doctors have checked my heartbeat. So, I would have to agree with granny on this one. If I went to a doctor and they tried to go up my shirt just to check my heartbeat I would be pissed.
liy223 6
I don't know... There are some things grandmas just know.
organicmtdew 0
So very many violent old ladies! Did she hit him with her purse or an umbrella?
morrowsource 0
Bad ass grandma
weirdo22228 4
Go grandma
sydneyaval 9
Is your grandma 12?
meintx2001 1
Might be a perv, but more likely was listening for heart tones as in murmurs or other noises an unhealthy heart makes. This is done when a person receives a thorough exam. They will listen in more than one location, typically 4 due to how sound is transmitted from the heart. He should have explained it. So probably just need to chill out.
drcool41 0
seriously, no pics or it didn't happen comments. I thought this was the Internet!
candyaddict54 3
Your grandmother is freekin awesome!!! She's just trying to protect you from nasty perverts. If I saw something like that I would have done the same thing as your grandmother. btw shouldn't you have a doctor that's the same gender as you????
khaoticpanda 28
i dont. but i agree it would be right if we did!
khaoticpanda 28
i dont. but i agree it would be right if we did!
emilinejade 1
you don't need to have a doctor the same gender as you. :| you do realize there are male gynecologists, right? however, i've never had a doctor (male or female) lift my shirt up. if they were checking my heart beat, they normally did it from the neckhole and didn't do any weird actions.
pinkroses918 1
what a pervert. drs don't life your shirt up to check a heart beat.. my drs office uses the cuffs now.. id be reporting that dr.