Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
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QueenSaru 28

Did she... not read your chart at any point before asking you to get naked? I feel like you might need a new doctor, OP.

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cuz803 44

Don't be ashamed. Tomboys and manly looking women are attractive in their own right.

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Plop 17

Did she seem disappointed when she realized you have "internal plumbing"? If yes, she might've been planning to do a rather.... thorough check-up.

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cuz803 44

Don't be ashamed. Tomboys and manly looking women are attractive in their own right.

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QueenSaru 28

Did she... not read your chart at any point before asking you to get naked? I feel like you might need a new doctor, OP.

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ChipBoundary 9

99% of doctors don't read the charts. They literally do not have the time beyond name. The moment before they walk into the room they have just finished the paperwork for the last patient.

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RichardPencil 30

Da-dah, da-dah, Lady looks like a Dude! Good thing she didn't start making jokes about your dick. Those things can be very hurtful... Or so I've heard.

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WadStakk 20

Richard Pencil is funny! What- I can’t help it OP - that was super for shit and is exactly why I avoid doing dr stuff ugh :(

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Warp1978 15

I have had that experience with doctors mainly because my peinis is spit and nine inches long 😄😄😄

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KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12

"Sir, that's the smallest sproing I've ever seen!"

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