Hi random stranger reading my profile (:
I'd like the present myself: I'm nameless and have many 'FML' moments in my life...maybe a little too many but whatever everyone does.
I really hate fakes. Grow up and accept yourself. That is all.
I put in stupid ass comments sometimes...like everyone does, but what do you expect? It's the internet - I don't think about my comments, they just come to me on a whim. :P
So, love me or hate me? I don't care. You're entitled to your own opinions. But, you don't actually know me and probably never will. This IS the internet.
Good day to you people who actually read this whole thing :P
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.