FML : Today, I was so sleep deprived that while making instant oatmeal, I poured the oats into the garbage and put the empty packet in a bowl, then microwaved...

Today, I was so sleep deprived that while making instant oatmeal, I poured the oats into the garbage and put the empty packet in a bowl, then microwaved it for 2 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Agamar - / Tuesday 23 February 2016 05:00 / United States - Skokie

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By ananicosia | 28

#6543095 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:17

Did you enjoy your bowl of disappointment for breakfast?

By Ellamare | 22

#6543097 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:18

Most important meal of the day!

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By ananicosia | 28

#6543095 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:17

Did you enjoy your bowl of disappointment for breakfast?

By Ellamare | 22

#6543097 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:18

Most important meal of the day!

By Mathalamus | 23

#6543101 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:23

Well, that's impressive. Maybe do something besides make breakfast first thing. Or get more sleep. Or both.

The12thPaladin | 8

#6543151 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:53

Or OP could have insomnia and not be able to get a decent amount of sleep

oreoeater | 21

#6543241 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:54

Or she was unable to get enough sleep due to her circumstances

By Nieios | 5

#6543108 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:31

worst comes to worst, eat the packet. only the strong survive

By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6543109 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:35

I bet you had a surprise when you actually tried to eat it.

By tranced_ | 41

#6543119 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:03

its OK op you were oat of your mind !

By HeadlessSparrow | 20

#6543120 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:04

I once opened a packet of sugar and sweetened my trash can instead of my tea.

By meghanclean | 17

#6543129 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:16

As someone with an infant, I totally understand. I hope you get some sleep and good oatmeal soon!

By lantz4levi | 19

#6543132 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:17

Try meth it will keep you wide awake.

bella_nana347 | 23

#6543161 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:10

Or cocaine

zaidthunder1 | 27

#6543266 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 16:24

LSD, anyone?

By The_Potato_Lord | 15

#6543150 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:46

Yum.

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