Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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ronton 4
What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??
Zero22120 12
She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down
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Comments (172)
PartyRockinGirl 0
My doctor doesnt lift up my shirt to feel my heatbeat O.o
pandora_geass 9
Perhaps she was wearing a really thick shirt, and he couldn't get at her heartbeat that way.
magicrock 8
ya but then he wouldn't LIFT it up, he would put his hand under it normally ( which is still creepy )
thebacons200212 5
Mine neither
je_suis_fml 11
Mine don't either.. and for thick shirts he puts his hand underneath. Gran rocks..
2tonekid 6
Whatever happened to using a stethoscope? Or checking a radial pulse?... Gram might be on to something
theghost1309 11
So how does he get the stethoscope under the shirt? You'd have to lift up some part of it.
2tonekid 6
being a respiratory therapist i can hear just fine through clothing, as listening to heart and lung sounds is part of my job... so before you comment on something atleast know what youre talking about because otherwise people who actually know will call you on your BS :P
isallwaysme 27
same here :S
Buttsexpirate 9
She's just jealous that no ones touched her like that in years. :p Argh!
craZgal321 6
well argh to you too !!!:p
ollierobs 0
Your name is buttsexpirate. I doubt anyone touches you.
im_awsome 2
He does not need to lift up your shirt to check your heartbeat. Way to go grandma !
candyman13 0
But it's certainyl a valid shot at a free peak ;)
TheCylonmaster 3
Granny wants in!
HumanWiki 8
Let her go to your Gyno visits.. She'll go Hulk on them.
craZgal321 6
YES!!!
dwahl 0
Ha!
Zombie65 0
Something seems a bit wrong with that So Grandma 1 Perv Doc. 0
yummylicious 5
I love your gran!
leadman1989 16
The extra pervy part is that he's her dentist.
Lac2501 2
Haha!!! WIN
AmberHall 2
She was jealous it wasn't a threesome. She hit him because he didn't want to have a sportsman's triple
coltsrock37 15
And was followed up by grandma being seduced, and going Ray Charles to the bullshit, and she hopped up on that dick and did a full split
tj4234 36
wait... wtf?
coltsrock37 15
Lil' Wayne-She Will feat. Drake
AnagenisisZagus 13
When you're quoting lyrics from "Little Wayne"(**** his stupid name), you should know you are in the wrong, bro.
BradenLock 4
I was laughing my ass off until the "hopped on that dick and did a full split" line. Still, that was bloody funny.