Doctor, Awkward and Health: Jim Henson lives - FML

Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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jacobmc123 18

Monday 30 January 2017 21:04

Why has no one commented on this

azouwa 26

Tuesday 27 February 2018 10:35

Bad news OP. That's gyno humor. The older more experienced gynos do it too.

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jacobmc123 18

Monday 30 January 2017 21:04

Why has no one commented on this

Eashy 16

Thursday 13 April 2017 23:11

they have. it's just a glitch.

azouwa 26

Tuesday 27 February 2018 10:35

Bad news OP. That's gyno humor. The older more experienced gynos do it too.

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