Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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Top comments
ronton 4
What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??
Zero22120 12
She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down
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Comments (172)
bizzy1705 0
What the hell? Anyone notice it says fistfight? The dr threw down with grandma? Aww I hope she took out her Dentures first
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, at least she won't be losing any teeth, right? I can just imagine the dentures sailing through the air after the doctor connects with a hard right cross. That is all.
candyman13 0
Better than a strip club.. Doctor doesn't have to tip :)
oops_im_fucked 8
Well to med school with me!
Darklord53 0
My doctor does it outside the shirt or sticks his hand up my shirt so..... Have fun with that
Se0ul_Fr3sh 0
Hmmm....weird doctor you have o.0
crazyaces89 7
Lmfao
ikickgingers 15
Bah why was he lifting your shirt? I mean I've had that done but usually they check the back when they have to take a frontal assault I usually get a spiffy gown ? Sorry your grams made me laugh. :/
ikickgingers 15
Gah nevermind you said check up. More coffee please.
crystalrain17 14
That's a tad odd. My doctor normally sticks his hand up the back of my shirt.
anthony56 0
Everybody has to check the balls once in a while
saritaojeda 0
Go granny:)!
wispywee 0
#52 -.- Thats the freakin joke