Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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ronton 4
What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??
Zero22120 12
She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down
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Comments (172)
InsaneLife98 14
Hey this isn't more of an FML but more of an epic moment. What grandma do you know that can start a fistfight with a doctor, and maybe even get away with it? That's just my opinion. But really who does this guy think he is some kind of medical expert or something?!
Gloritank 8
My doc pulls up my shirt to check my heart beat and breathing. Could be because of my asthma though.
MatGag17895 11
I think doctors do that to everyone. My doctor was pulling up my shirt to check my heartbeat and breathing even before knowing I had a condition.
my_bad36 6
Lol that's hilarious go grandma!!
nogoodidsleft 0
Why is he ur doc,if u cant believe him over fondling.i would prefer someone with matching merchandise, unless otherwise am a pervert myself.
misshighjinks 5
She cares! Plus shes awsome!
AwesomeAudi 6
Haha! Way to go grandma!!
kelis_fml 0
Your grandma FTW!
hipstadancer11 0
go gran!
Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6
well um my doctors a perv too then lol last time he lifted up my shirt and put his hand on my chest....
20jetsgo 3
Your grandma is a thug... LoL