Health and Doctor: Clusterfuck - FML

Clusterfuck

By Alexis - 18/08/2021 00:00

Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML

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FakeFriendMagnet 1

Thursday 19 August 2021 1:11

It happens more frequently than you think. You probably caught something from someone in the waiting room.

Sonotsuave 34

Friday 20 August 2021 6:00

Okay so im sick with a sinus infection rn, a stomach bug, on my period, and in the middle of graduate school exam week, laughing my ass off at the irony of this. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I hope you feel better

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Chazzster 26

Wednesday 18 August 2021 0:02

Have you had the COVID vaccine? If not, why not? It could save your life. At this point you need to get tested.

FakeFriendMagnet 1

Thursday 19 August 2021 1:11

It happens more frequently than you think. You probably caught something from someone in the waiting room.

Sonotsuave 34

Friday 20 August 2021 6:00

Okay so im sick with a sinus infection rn, a stomach bug, on my period, and in the middle of graduate school exam week, laughing my ass off at the irony of this. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I hope you feel better

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