Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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ronton 4
What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??
Zero22120 12
She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down
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dolpari 2
In my experience.., For a proper heart auscultation you need to listen at different places on the chest in order to localize murmers to the right heart valves. A shirt will often cause noises everytime it touches the stethoscope tube. So often it is best if the shirt is lifted up or taken off. However, if a heart disease is not suspected or you just want to hear the heart rythm you can probably put the stethoscope under the shirt or even put it on the shirt.
cynicalhumanist 9
I love how the sensible post gets downrated... the only thing you hear through good is the hospital clothes. Although it seems to be a culture thing; in Sweden we still do it properly if there's time, but it's getting more sloppy here too.
darkmis1 18
The doctor shouldn't have to lift your shirt up.
minaa23 3
I always have my heartbeat checked over my shirt... you should be proud you have such a protective grandma!
x__lil_shawty__x 2
Epic.. nuff said
thisbitchdani 3
Today, I got punched in the face by an old lady calling me a pervert. Why? I needed to check her granddaughter's heartbeat. I'm a doctor. FML
s10biker 1
Couldn't agree more
shooterbuddy 8
Hi doc x
hiLife808 0
I don't know about you but doesn't it seem like a lot of people on FML have violent grandparents ?
heart_aussie_fml 20
You totally deserve it for going with your grandma !
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah... I don't know why your doctor does the heartbeat check under your shirt, but I've never had that happen with my doctor, and as far as I know it doesn't happen often if at all here. It makes sense why he would do it - there's nothing hindering the reading he gets - but I'd still feel uncomfortable. I'd be grateful for that grandmother.
For_Real_Deal 0
Ok unless u were wearing a 10 in. thick shirt he should have been able to check ur heartbeat without raising up ur shirt... Go granny!!!
jobsman99 0
it was when he did a thorough check on both your breasts several times looking for your heart that must have tipped her off