By Anonymous - United States
Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
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By  KaySL  |  24

How the hell is your life fucked, OP? You executed multiple annoying kids in cold blood, and you even have a GREAT alibi as far as the puke is concerned! Next!

  syed121417  |  22

I have trouble understand whether or not your serious. You realize when OP said 'taking out' that they didn't mean kill right? 'Taking out' means to take down like to make someone fall. Very different from making someone die...