By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
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What I would give to see this on video.

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

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Ewww for the vomit, Mmmm for the girl on girl action. And ofc, the kids barrel roll.

Super Mario World style?

*woopwoop woopwoopwoop woop*

Okay, who set off the security scanner?! Who's packing?!

*snickers*

You evil BITCH!

How the hell is your life fucked, OP? You executed multiple annoying kids in cold blood, and you even have a GREAT alibi as far as the puke is concerned! Next!

For your next job, I want you to slide down that hill and free the kittens from that giant metal cage.

I have trouble understand whether or not your serious. You realize when OP said 'taking out' that they didn't mean kill right? 'Taking out' means to take down like to make someone fall. Very different from making someone die...

Please ignore my stupid ass comment. I failed to detect the ironic sarcasm in this. Please just ignore it seeing how we can't delete comments

I'd be excited. "H-hey, how many points I get?" While counting the downed children. No, no, I kid. Ouch.

What I would give to see this on video.

Lol, same here.

WooHoo! Grand Slam!

wow jackass

Forget the kids, I think we've forgotten the most important question here, did you get vomit on your clothes? Otherwise FYL indeed.

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

Did they have to pay extra for a ride on the Vomit Comet?

PUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!11111337

Well ewwwwwwwwwww sorry about that (Must have sucked bad)