By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
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What I would give to see this on video.

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

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SilentHarmony 0

ewwww...

Ewww for the vomit, Mmmm for the girl on girl action. And ofc, the kids barrel roll.

Super Mario World style?

*woopwoop woopwoopwoop woop*

*snickers*

jts2 3

I'd be excited. "H-hey, how many points I get?" While counting the downed children. No, no, I kid. Ouch.

What I would give to see this on video.

jts2 3

Lol, same here.

WooHoo! Grand Slam!

wow jackass

Forget the kids, I think we've forgotten the most important question here, did you get vomit on your clothes? Otherwise FYL indeed.

"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.

perdix 29

Did they have to pay extra for a ride on the Vomit Comet?

PUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!11111337

QueenB123 0

Well ewwwwwwwwwww sorry about that (Must have sucked bad)

+ 5 points for kids 5 n up +10 points for kids younger, so what was your final score ;)