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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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By lapines01 - 12/08/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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dathan 14

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:18

Great username :D Also, FYL.

Xathanos 16

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:19

Well you just gave her a ride she won't forget..

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Marineman5 6

Saturday 11 August 2012 4:37

Not the best first impression, but I've seen worse.

Futacy 29

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:00

Did anyone elso think of 90s sitcoms when you read this?

ma77 9

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:14

Spewin!

guitarchic12 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:33

Not to sound rude, but if she's worth liking, she'll understand you didn't mean to and laugh it off,besides, it happens!

nickolascronk 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:40

I say barf man. If you blow chunks and she runs it was never meant to be. But if she comes back......

CastielJ 6

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:50

Wow you sound like a total panzy. Keep it up like that and you will be forever alone.

lidsthesquid 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 18:54

Keep up that attitude and so could you :)

Gamerinchains 1

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:42

Don't ride the coaster you can't handle end of story lol....

Pinkfl0yd 9

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:52

Great job! You already got her out of those clothes!

MrElephant 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 7:15

That stinks.

Missiexx18 0

Saturday 11 August 2012 7:36

Well that's one way to break the ice.

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