Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking...

By lapines01 - 12/08/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML

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Major_Haywire 7

Monday 12 August 2019 15:23

Ouch 😂

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Wednesday 14 August 2019 3:26

At least you didn't get stuck in it afterwards.

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westoz 24

Monday 12 August 2019 15:00

Don’t worry about it. It’s common for 7 year olds to do that.

Major_Haywire 7

Monday 12 August 2019 15:23

Ouch 😂

Karyn Clark 4

Monday 12 August 2019 23:20

Ahhhh the notorious butterflies

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 13 August 2019 0:27

You’re never gonna make it as a swinger.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 14 August 2019 3:26

At least you didn't get stuck in it afterwards.

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