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About Breling

I'm just a leftie trying to understand this right world....

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Breling's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

72%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

20%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

54%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

86%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

24%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%

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Breling's favorite FMLs

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 13:51 / United States

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ChristinePi / Saturday 26 July 2014 22:09 / United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Justawoman - / Wednesday 4 June 2014 15:52 / Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it