FML : Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gross. / Sunday 28 April 2013 03:25 / United States - Greenville

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By nephilim241 | 19

#5468677 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:19

Maybe you planted a seed of thought!

By Despereaux | 15

#5468681 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:21

At least you weren't sick? But op that blows. All over you.

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By nephilim241 | 19

#5468677 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:19

Maybe you planted a seed of thought!

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5468748 - Sunday 28 April 2013 11:12

Inception: Carnival Style.

wlddog | 14

#5468946 - Sunday 28 April 2013 15:30

Once again constantly complaining did nothing to resolve a situation. When will we ever learn??

FaguIous | 22

#6235868 - Wednesday 18 March 2015 11:26

Once again 30 complaining about us not knowing complaining won't solve a problem won't solve a problem.

By a1f0sff | 25

#5468680 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:21

Maybe you should start complaining about having puke all over yourself...

Cartera | 10

#5468785 - Sunday 28 April 2013 12:35

He already did.

By Despereaux | 15

#5468681 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:21

At least you weren't sick? But op that blows. All over you.

wjh100 | 13

#5468690 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:23

probably could have just left it at that blows. :p

ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5468940 - Sunday 28 April 2013 15:27

I like the all over you part ^.^

By DeLpHe3zY | 7

#5468686 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:23

funny how that works

By B5B0N35 | 18

#5468687 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:23

Karma??

nicolemadden | 11

#5468763 - Sunday 28 April 2013 11:57

We don't have the same definition of karma. :)

mario2012 | 18

#5468780 - Sunday 28 April 2013 12:27

I think this is more irony than karma.

By imessedwithtexas | 13

#5468692 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:24

Mind over matter. You put the thought in her head and she puked.

By lenamartinovic | 13

#5468698 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:26

That's what you get for complaining. In all seriousness OP, hope this didn't kill any sort of future enthusiasm towards carnivals.

By Mr25_fml | 14

#5468700 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:27

Years from now you'll look back at this and laugh..but for right now se gets to buy you a new outfit

By ironichalibut | 24

#5468701 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:27

Fuck the whole world.. At least you didn't puke.
Please thumb me down FML, at least then I'd feel something... Fuck MY life.

By Wizardo | 33

#5468703 - Sunday 28 April 2013 10:29

Karma is a nauseating experience, don't worry though it only gets more wavey...

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