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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my best friend to an '80s party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car, as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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nephilim241 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:19

Maybe you planted a seed of thought!

Despereaux 15

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:21

At least you weren't sick? But op that blows. All over you.

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nephilim241 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:19

Maybe you planted a seed of thought!

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 28 April 2013 11:12

Inception: Carnival Style.

wlddog 14

Sunday 28 April 2013 15:30

Once again constantly complaining did nothing to resolve a situation. When will we ever learn??

FaguIous 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 11:26

Once again 30 complaining about us not knowing complaining won't solve a problem won't solve a problem.

a1f0sff 25

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:21

Maybe you should start complaining about having puke all over yourself...

Cartera 10

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:35

He already did.

Despereaux 15

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:21

At least you weren't sick? But op that blows. All over you.

wjh100 13

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:23

probably could have just left it at that blows. :p

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 15:27

I like the all over you part ^.^

DeLpHe3zY 7

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:23

funny how that works

B5B0N35 18

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:23

Karma??

nicolemadden 11

Sunday 28 April 2013 11:57

We don't have the same definition of karma. :)

mario2012 18

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:27

I think this is more irony than karma.

imessedwithtexas 13

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:24

Mind over matter. You put the thought in her head and she puked.

lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:26

That's what you get for complaining. In all seriousness OP, hope this didn't kill any sort of future enthusiasm towards carnivals.

Mr25_fml 14

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:27

Years from now you'll look back at this and laugh..but for right now se gets to buy you a new outfit

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:27

**** the whole world.. At least you didn't puke. Please thumb me down FML, at least then I'd feel something... **** MY life.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:29

Karma is a nauseating experience, don't worry though it only gets more wavey...

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