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"mphhehhnn ndth anhhjm" "WHAT KID!?? YOU WANT YOUR DICK IN PRINGLES?!?? YOU SICK...." *takes ear plugs out* "No Mr Ice Cream Man! I said I WANT IT DIPPED IN SPRINKLES!!!"

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Guy: Hey, kids, would you like some ice-cream? Kids: Yeah! Guy: WELL HERE YOU GO YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!! (throws ice-cream at their faces) ...I don't think that would go down so well...

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That would be awesome though!!!! Do it. Your choices are either throw ice cream at small children or of them in your meat grinder and drink their life juice. 10 children grants immortality! I am 16 092 years old

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Poor op it's only his first 2 weeks... He should go on a ice cream drivers forum and ask how the other long term ice cream drivers cope with the insanity

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Maybe see if you can Change music being played from a speaker nothing like some metal or other heavy music to make the kids come running

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Just play "We are the champions" by Queen instead. But be warned you will never get that song out of your head. Seeing Queen in your dreams is just a side effect.

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I wore headphones when I rode my bike (motorcycle not bicycle) around. I live in a very rural area though. Plus when riding a bike you need to be paying attention at all times. The headphones never caused a problem for me. Different story for an ice cream truck driver though I'm sure.

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I find the traffic noises helpful at times. Plus the ice cream truck driver is driving around on smaller streets (with the ice cream truck music on) with kids running around and might need to hear the kids scream for ice cream!

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Well if you can't hear an ice cream truck that you're driving in blasting music through your head phones, you sure as hell won't be able to here an ambulance.

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I feel like OP's eventually going to let the music get to him and then he'll become one of the many insane ice cream truck drivers.

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Oh Sweet Tooth LOL. I can definitely see an ice cream man turning into him after some time. I wonder if the crazed laugh is natural, though.

And you didn't think about this fact during your ice cream driver training camp? It's like your national anthem, you should know it by heart!

Do you get free ice cream?? Because that would be awesome... Also, get an iPod to plug your ears with, but I don't know how much that would help... I'd quit if it's already annoying you this badly.

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To be honest that's not a good idea, because of the kids trying to scream to get your attention, You couldn't hear them!

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I could turn myself into a human piñata and bring a lot of people great pleasure; that still wouldn't be a whole lot of consolation to me if I'm getting whacked with sticks. I feel for you, OP!

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9, You were lucky then. Whenever I heard that demonic music as a child, I used to cry hysterically and get my parents to go get the ice cream for me.

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82 - If the music freaks you out, you should read "Mister Ice Cold". It's a short, scary story about an ice cream truck driver. It isn't "scary" like boo! "scary", but it's that special kind of creepy that sticks with you and worms its way into your nightmares.

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