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Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML

By ice cream dude / Friday 10 August 2012 13:58 / United States - Denver
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  rahrah765765  |  11

"mphhehhnn ndth anhhjm" "WHAT KID!?? YOU WANT YOUR DICK IN PRINGLES?!?? YOU SICK...." *takes ear plugs out* "No Mr Ice Cream Man! I said I WANT IT DIPPED IN SPRINKLES!!!"

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  Welshite  |  39

Guy: Hey, kids, would you like some ice-cream? Kids: Yeah! Guy: WELL HERE YOU GO YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!! (throws ice-cream at their faces) ...I don't think that would go down so well...

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That would be awesome though!!!! Do it. Your choices are either throw ice cream at small children or of them in your meat grinder and drink their life juice. 10 children grants immortality! I am 16 092 years old

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

I wore headphones when I rode my bike (motorcycle not bicycle) around. I live in a very rural area though. Plus when riding a bike you need to be paying attention at all times. The headphones never caused a problem for me. Different story for an ice cream truck driver though I'm sure.

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I find the traffic noises helpful at times. Plus the ice cream truck driver is driving around on smaller streets (with the ice cream truck music on) with kids running around and might need to hear the kids scream for ice cream!

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  ThePK  |  5

Oh Sweet Tooth LOL. I can definitely see an ice cream man turning into him after some time. I wonder if the crazed laugh is natural, though.

By  olpally  |  32

Do you get free ice cream?? Because that would be awesome... Also, get an iPod to plug your ears with, but I don't know how much that would help... I'd quit if it's already annoying you this badly.

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  evilplatypus  |  34

I could turn myself into a human piñata and bring a lot of people great pleasure; that still wouldn't be a whole lot of consolation to me if I'm getting whacked with sticks. I feel for you, OP!

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  evilplatypus  |  34

82 - If the music freaks you out, you should read "Mister Ice Cold". It's a short, scary story about an ice cream truck driver. It isn't "scary" like boo! "scary", but it's that special kind of creepy that sticks with you and worms its way into your nightmares.

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