Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
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Top comments
shewenttojareds 16
Well at least now you guys have a good memory of eachother, you won't forget eachother. Lol
Ozzien 26
Aww, what bad luck. Hopefully you get a second chance!
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Comments (72)
simply_meeeee 26
I ship it
AviKerensky 17
A bonding experience, for sure. Good luck together!
CaptainCrow 13
At least you weren't the only one with it
relaxeazy 24
#relationshipgoals
pharm121 21
Actually, that is a common myth. Gastroenteritis can be caused by any food you've had in the past 5 days, not necessarily from the last meal. But considering that Thai food serves rice, it could be Salmonella Enteritidis, which is the most common form of salmonella poisoning in First would countries.
Greg_DGZ 15
hey now you guys have a funny memory
Marti513 2
Look on the bright side: if you got through that without bailing on each other, it'll only get better from here!
ohSNAPyall 27
Mmm, food poisoning.
hayleymaybe 12
Hey, at least you bonded on one thing.
Ziggy122 15
Great story to tell at your wedding!