FML : Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't...

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Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Ashlynnlove Say more :

I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.

By Ashlynnlove / Monday 10 February 2014 14:12 / United States

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By cdgrayson | 21

#5854062 - Monday 10 February 2014 19:23

Or she's just dying?

By mattjamt | 16

#5854067 - Monday 10 February 2014 19:25

If she's wheezing, take her to the vet! You can't be dumb enough to think that's the cats "evil laugh".

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By cdgrayson | 21

#5854062 - Monday 10 February 2014 19:23

Or she's just dying?

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5854110 - Monday 10 February 2014 19:46

Probably doing both simultaneously; cats are expect conspirators and are born with the intention to murder it's owner in the most insidious of manners. That is until you throw them some catnip. It is the only way,

Kibaruto | 33

#5854153 - Monday 10 February 2014 20:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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#5854223 - Monday 10 February 2014 21:40

#17 - It's impossible how perfectly your profile photo matches up with your comment.

euphoricness | 28

#5854322 - Monday 10 February 2014 23:26

Actually the cat IS planning to kill OP. The cat just needs to get some medical treatment and then it will strike her!

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5854356 - Monday 10 February 2014 23:57

Well done #38, you have seen through my game ;)

CaiDog | 20

#5854451 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 2:42

I feel like 61 has been waiting his whole life for this fml

MortenM | 17

#5855204 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 22:03

I feel like some people need a reality check.
It's cat! Noone gives a fuc*

IceWrath | 22

#5855961 - Wednesday 12 February 2014 18:31

#17 I read your comment in the most evil voice ever...

By mattjamt | 16

#5854067 - Monday 10 February 2014 19:25

If she's wheezing, take her to the vet! You can't be dumb enough to think that's the cats "evil laugh".

CountWest | 6

#5854329 - Monday 10 February 2014 23:30

You know, I used to think like that. But now I know that stupidity has no limits. The cat will probably die from a collapsed lung and the owner will show his great (though hardly full) potential for idiocy when he/she writes a new FML stating the cat is playing dead so they will drop their guard.