Probably doing both simultaneously; cats are expect conspirators and are born with the intention to murder it's owner in the most insidious of manners. That is until you throw them some catnip. It is the only way,

#17 - It's impossible how perfectly your profile photo matches up with your comment.

Actually the cat IS planning to kill OP. The cat just needs to get some medical treatment and then it will strike her!

Well done #38, you have seen through my game ;)

I feel like 61 has been waiting his whole life for this fml

I feel like some people need a reality check. It's cat! Noone gives a fuc*

#17 I read your comment in the most evil voice ever...

You know, I used to think like that. But now I know that stupidity has no limits. The cat will probably die from a collapsed lung and the owner will show his great (though hardly full) potential for idiocy when he/she writes a new FML stating the cat is playing dead so they will drop their guard.

Way to stay positive buddy.

It's more of an FML for the cat. OP will obviously survive (maybe), but the cat won't if it keeps wheezing and she won't treat it.

I was trying to be funny but I failed

Yes, yes you did