Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
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Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
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shewenttojareds 16
Well at least now you guys have a good memory of eachother, you won't forget eachother. Lol
Ozzien 26
Aww, what bad luck. Hopefully you get a second chance!
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Comments (72)
mds9986 24
Didn't this happen on Malcolm in the middle?
Hunkapoo 19
yes, I thought of that episode too at first.
willygmcd 2
Doesn't food poisoning take at least 12 hours to take affect?
Hunkapoo 19
not necessarily, depending on how bacteria laden the food is, you can get sick right away. especially if it was seafood.
Selene1090 26
I used to think that too, until I once went to a new restaurant with my family and it was fantastic. Until I got sick on my way home. It didn't take long for me to get ill from the food.
helptheorphans 17
*plop* *ploop* *plip* was what he probably heard from outside of the bathroom...
Saxicolous 27
What the hell man
olpally 33
Why would he be listening??? Disgusting... :/ D:
Hunkapoo 19
this is why you run the tap in situations where either the walls are thin or someones waiting at the door.
worldclassrager 41
...through sickness and health... Got that set already....
dauntedear5 5
At least you two have something to laugh about when you feel better. Hope you two connected, OP. Good luck! :)
ZoroMiHawk 25
Sue the restaurant.
feven 32
Why not a rain check?
feven 32
Really?
kingnothing123x 11
That's a pretty shitty situation
p36288 17
ABC series Manhattan Love Story has the same story