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Well was that part of your first dare too?
*date
Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.
Well shit, OP is ******!
Actually 65, I'm pretty sure OP wasn't ******...
First! Now I'll go thumb down my own comment.
I gave you a thumbs up since you were actually #2. Anyway, don't let the poisoning stop you. Who knows, maybe you'll discover a new kink for vomiting/diarrhea during sex? ...*vomits from the thought*
Fail. Not only is the first crap old and juvenile, you are not even first. Boy you suck at life. :)
Chunks. It blows chunks...
Okay on the other one you put "that sucks"...what's the point of commenting when you're not going to be at all original?
Yep you caught me, I'm a stalker, there's no way I could have just remembered her picture from the last FML I was on just seconds ago
15 you stole the words right out of my mouth
Lool #24 keeps snapping at #4 x) why so mean?
Right she did
unlucky
McDonalds??
((I always get sick at McChunkies. )) A lot of people take dates to fast food places... in Fatsoville, but only if you live in Poortown. Mhm.
Call your local Health Department and tell them the restaurant you went to Poisoned you and your partner and had fallen ill.
I hope she has a fetish for vomit.
and/or diarrhea.
Shh
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damn salmonella
Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.