Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML
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stormchaser24
| 24
Well was that part of your first dare too?
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stormchaser24
| 24
*date
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22jrdn55
| 15
Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do.
OP, better luck next year.
OP, better luck next year.
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AnonymousTroll
| 2
Well shit, OP is fucked!
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Have the receipt ready and take pictures of yourself and your wife puking as evidence and SUE THE RESTAURANT!!!!!!
SUE THEM I TELL YA!!
SUE THEM I TELL YA!!
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FMLouis
| 6
Actually 65, I'm pretty sure OP wasn't fucked...
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ZebulonPike
| 8
First!
Now I'll go thumb down my own comment.
Now I'll go thumb down my own comment.
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heimdallr
| 14
I gave you a thumbs up since you were actually #2.
Anyway, don't let the poisoning stop you. Who knows, maybe you'll discover a new kink for vomiting/diarrhea during sex?
...*vomits from the thought*
Anyway, don't let the poisoning stop you. Who knows, maybe you'll discover a new kink for vomiting/diarrhea during sex?
...*vomits from the thought*
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jskains
| 6
Fail. Not only is the first crap old and juvenile, you are not even first. Boy you suck at life. :)
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Mr25_fml
| 14
damn salmonella
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cocofruity123
| 0
That blows
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alexh15
| 13
Chunks. It blows chunks...
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WCARlover
| 34
Okay on the other one you put "that sucks"...what's the point of commenting when you're not going to be at all original?
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Talia_91
| 13
Ooo stalker alert
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WCARlover
| 34
Yep you caught me, I'm a stalker, there's no way I could have just remembered her picture from the last FML I was on just seconds ago
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silentbutfunny
| 0
15 you stole the words right out of my mouth
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flockz
| 19
stole the chunks right out of your mouth?
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stephan18
| 23
Lool #24 keeps snapping at #4 x) why so mean?
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leprechaun23
| 15
The chunks are the only thing getting blown tonite
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FMlbeast1
| 0
Right she did
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Semm
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unlucky
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ICATiger
| 13
McDonalds??
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bugmenotmofo
| 34
Yeah because fast food and romance always fits.
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lindseykcool
| 6
I think he was kidding, 52.
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pimplefacedgirly
| 8
((I always get sick at McChunkies. ))
A lot of people take dates to fast food places... in Fatsoville, but only if you live in Poortown. Mhm.
A lot of people take dates to fast food places... in Fatsoville, but only if you live in Poortown. Mhm.
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Rainbow_dumpster
| 27
Call your local Health Department and tell them the restaurant you went to Poisoned you and your partner and had fallen ill.
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I_Hate_Tpyos
| 0
Food poisoning is almost impossible to prove and manifests 24-48 hours after consumption. It didn't come from that restaurant.
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ReesesPuffs
| 0
I'm sure you went home and had a good night.
Jk, food poisoning fucking sucks and makes my insides want to come out.
Jk, food poisoning fucking sucks and makes my insides want to come out.
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jillianmathers12
| 13
That would be funny if it happened the first time as well!
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Skywalkaz
| 0
I hope she has a fetish for vomit.
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heimdallr
| 14
and/or diarrhea.
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example947
| 0
Shh
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Trisomy18
| 4
Eww
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Torva_fml
| 16
I hope you don't comment again.
OP, better luck next year.