And then a big brown shark came...

Going to assume that was the last date with that guy

Let's not jump to conclusions here! Some guys (NOT me!) are kinky that way....

Is that a side effect of roofies?

Don't know, but it's the "floor" of her butt that "gave way" unexpectedly....

Just tell him you'll pay for the hot tub clean up and that you had food poisoning maybe he'll still want to date you 🤔

This is why you don't give alcohol to minors people. They're barely potty trained, and with inebriation, it's even worse. Don't believe me? Give your toddler a bottle of wine and no nappy and see them shit anywhere they like