Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
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shewenttojareds 16
Well at least now you guys have a good memory of eachother, you won't forget eachother. Lol
Ozzien 26
Aww, what bad luck. Hopefully you get a second chance!
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Comments (72)
Max_Pickle 0
I swear the incubation period for all food poisoning should be longer than your date was. So, one way or another, it wasn't food poisoning from there; it was either from somewhere else or it was something else completely. You might want to have seen a doctor for that one
sldvemwv 7
not really intimacy but whatever
papa_raatsi 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm calling this a fake: the effects of food poisoning don't show up for at least a day.
slim6911 10
food poisoning takes 12-24 hours to take effect, and its not only shit but uncontollable vomit, as well.
DanielleinDC 34
Hey, as the main character in "The Bell Jar" pointed out, there's nothing like getting sick together to forge a bond. I hope you like each other enough to go on a second date--to a different restaurant.