Impressive, dude

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 15:00

Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 137
You deserved it 1 935

Same thing different taste

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don't impress with skills you don't have. also "eating spicy food" is a personal preference, not a noteworthy skill. next time, try impressing with something that has a remote chance of being impressive.

There's no doubt you ruined the meal, but the question remains: did you get laid afterwards? Women supposedly like men who aren't afraid to cry and are well-hydrated. Oh, and one word: buttermilk.

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There's no doubt you ruined the meal, but the question remains: did you get laid afterwards? Women supposedly like men who aren't afraid to cry and are well-hydrated. Oh, and one word: buttermilk.

don't impress with skills you don't have. also "eating spicy food" is a personal preference, not a noteworthy skill. next time, try impressing with something that has a remote chance of being impressive.

Better: don’t try to impress. Just be yourself and be a good person.

Sdog 6

Why do people think it’s impressive to eat ridiculously spicy foods? Such a bizarre thing to try to flaunt, especially when it goes horribly wrong. Try impressing her with your personality.

tiptoppc 19

I did two challenges in a row (12 each) of wings coated with carolina reaper and trinidad scorpion. It’s impressive, if not stupid, but did it after my wife called me a “gabacho” I was able to remove that title after that. She couldn’t handle 1 (she’s hispanic, I’m creole-descendant white)

VnD 10

Why did you think your date would be impressed by you showing her you can "eat" spicy food! I mean, come on dude!! FYL indeed or rather, YDI

why would ordering the spiciest dish impress anyone? (Even if you could tolerate it). I would think this man's a goofy show off