Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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camera123
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Gotta hate food poisoning...
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THE_A_TEEN
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I thought you gotta love it?
Oh shit
(runs to the bathroom)
Oh shit
(runs to the bathroom)
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SnowFlakeInAK
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LOL you guys crack me up!
Poor OP,I know how you feel.hence the username. FYL
Poor OP,I know how you feel.hence the username. FYL
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BagleHead
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At his next BBQ, you should poison the food so your not the only one getting sick.
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StormfrontX33_fml
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That's what happens when you have pink meat. I guess I've been poisoning people all of these years
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SCREAM4meeee
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You should have just had your boyfriend's hotdog instead.
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yourkindacool18
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i got it from an under done burger once. i didnt puke once, but i drfinitely could have. FYL OP
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bbailey19
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Bet it was vinegar based. Nasteh
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crinx034
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Eww vinegar based foods at a BBQ?
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dkwood
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A lot of southern BBQ is vinegar based. For example, Memphis BBQ
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crinx034
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I should try it, might surprise myself.
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btnhdude
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~If KFC was a mile away~
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EvilPotato
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Did the food taste good at least?
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olpally
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It might have been good... Then the laxative took over... Yikes..
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winnn_fml
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You made your own choice to stuff your face with that food, why complaining
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Yea, because the virus that cause food poisoning can be noticible like a dog humping your leg...
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KiddNYC1O
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5- Who says no to BBQ food?
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winnn_fml
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10 It's noticeable, you're welcome
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hailphire130
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33-Stop arguing while you can, dude.
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THE_A_TEEN
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Really #33, you can tell? Or are trolling with me for a chance to be funny and smart? My advice, stop trying, m'kay, or elsy you'll fail. MISERABLY, m'kay.
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Buttsexpirate
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It's all part of the plan! Mwahahaha! You'll be sick forever!
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KennKenn
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Probably the same friend who gave you the cold.
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KennyMcCrmick322
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I smell a Conspiracy.......
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NoNotTheFace
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So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass.
Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.
Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.
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reallytho3
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This comment made my day
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patrickalamo
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It was the potato salad... Correct???
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badactor009
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Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.
Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.