so stfu who is letting these fmls go thru fml for these fmls

Haha I wonder what their parents are like, clever names haha

lol those kids are gonna get ducked up

can someone tell me how this is an fml for you?? yes for them but how does that possibly effect you in anyway???

Exactly, what does this have to do with your life?

stop whining, it's funny. FML doesn't always have to be sad and dramatic.

Agree with 35, ugh just because I don't want want to get warned again or banned.

I wonder what you will be tomorrow.

if I get three kids I'll name them Han Shot First

Stupidly worded but yeah f their lives

plz don't make fun of esl ppl.. they don't mean it .. tw pride!!

#60, what did you just say?

op, u teach English? I can't tell

95 - You have a brain? I can't tell.

OP I'd assume you would be teaching these kids out of the kindness of ur heart and for u too put these kids on blast is a shame, I hope people made fun of u in H.S ! ;) good day

Erika, when you tease someone's English using poor English yourself, you look foolish.

I don't give a fuck, u kno that.

I don't see how this is an fml but it is extremely funny

No more like fuck Potter's life, Harry's an ordinary name..

what does comment moderated mean

esl- english as a second language tw- taiwan?

ok esl= English as a second language. tw= Taiwan...

Their lives are not affected, those are not their real names and the OP can't possibly be so clueless as not to realize that. You can't enter any names with roman characters on a Taiwanese birth certificate, it's neither legally nor practically possible. If he had even passing knowledge of Chinese he would also know that you can't even spell "Harry" or "Potter" in Chinese characters. In other words: these young boys picked those names for English class, that's all.

OMG I feel sorry for that kid. but if he was just name that he was prob just born... so how does he tell you he prefers just Cullen?

there's this guy at my school named Seemor Butts.

omygod thats so cool i would name my kids that!

u only started teaching English in Taiwan today

I know a Harry Potter :)

Uhmm... the standard format for an FML is 'Today, FML'. Doesn't mean he just started.

77, I think she was being sarcastic. Don't be so serious. :/

u stole my profile pic.

O___O same profile picture... weirds...

I go to school with a Charlotte Webb

ewe u ugly

I know a guy named Harry, who's last name is Dicks. At least your girl friend can get married and change her name. My bud's stuck with his name.

Oh... oh no... What were his parents thinking!? I didn't even know that COULD be a last name!! And she's not my girlfriend!!!

Haha, girl.... friend. Not girlfriend. I wasn't thinking you should be the one to marry her to change her name.(:

.... I knew that....I was just testing you.... >>;;;

he can change his name at anytime

Yes because the only way you can change your name is by getting married!

He can also take her name... In that situation, nobody would hold it against him, except for his psychotic parents probably.

It's alright, you didn't get a brain either.

rude

but correct.

wtf ? i mean yea i get it. bout the hwrry potte or whatever but what does that have to do with bein a FML ? how'd it fuck his life ??

lmfao

im naming my son megatron

I named my daughter Conjunction Plasmagun… Nothing wrong with getting a little creative, right?

I know! Everyone knows Harry is an English name.

Do you want your kid to be made fun of?

lol

hahaha :)

win?!?!?

SHUTUP I LOVE HARRY POTTER!

wtf, anyone else think this is wierd?