By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 895
You deserved it 76 456

Same thing different taste

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leogirl95 12

You just don't say that to people.


HeyHeyFishFillet 34

One could even say OP is feeling a little down.

Damian95 16

Maybe he'll see her next fall.

25, i don't think she would since op's running went downhill.

leogirl95 12

You just don't say that to people.

fishstick557 14

When I run I don't say anything to people. I just awkwardly pass them trying not to make eye contact.

I hope her dog bit you in the crotch.

lmngrl889 14

maybe it was just OP's way of harmless joking & he didn't mean it the way it came out. sometimes people don't know when they are being insulting when they are just kidding around & are misunderstood. sometimes my dad is like that. it just comes out wrong.... just trying to give the benefit of the doubt here though

And we all shine on! Except for OP who is stuck in the mud

"Instant Karma's gonna getcha! Gonna knock you off your feet!" OP obviously should've listened to John Lennon's advice.

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That's not very nice... what did Kara ever do to you that you're calling her a bitch?!

Hahaha nice! XD thanks guys. I was waiting for that. That's funny, lol.

flockz 19

Kara may have her moments, but a bitch? that seems a little extreme.

Dairyking 8

Hey, I was talking to Cara yesterday on Omegle. I know it's not the same, but Cara seemed really nice. Maybe Kara is, too?

So 4 thinks Kara is a bitch and 31 killed "it"?!? Why all the hate D:

I know right? Kara's such a bitch. I don't know what her problem is!

It's over, guys. Enough with the Kara jokes.

360Bryce 2

I can just picture you as someone who thinks you're better than people and i would have loved to see this happen to you, enjoy getting that mud out of places it never should have gotten!

flockz 19

funny joke? bitch you trippin!

awww watch it OP! better luck next time

funky2525 14

I get that you were joking but maybe she didn't like it...

Pstraka6 20

Make sure you're looking where you're running before you oust others. Don't make yourself look so bad