By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 874
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You just don't say that to people.

Instant karma right there


Well that's a trip!!

One could even say OP is feeling a little down.

Maybe he'll see her next fall.

25, i don't think she would since op's running went downhill.

Boo, you ruined it.

You just don't say that to people.

When I run I don't say anything to people. I just awkwardly pass them trying not to make eye contact.

I hope her dog bit you in the crotch.

maybe it was just OP's way of harmless joking & he didn't mean it the way it came out. sometimes people don't know when they are being insulting when they are just kidding around & are misunderstood. sometimes my dad is like that. it just comes out wrong.... just trying to give the benefit of the doubt here though

Instant karma right there

And we all shine on! Except for OP who is stuck in the mud

"Instant Karma's gonna getcha! Gonna knock you off your feet!" OP obviously should've listened to John Lennon's advice.

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Karma's a bitch**** auto-correct ._.

That's not very nice... what did Kara ever do to you that you're calling her a bitch?!

Why a Kara hater.:(

Hahaha nice! XD thanks guys. I was waiting for that. That's funny, lol.

Kara may have her moments, but a bitch? that seems a little extreme.

Hey, I was talking to Cara yesterday on Omegle. I know it's not the same, but Cara seemed really nice. Maybe Kara is, too?

So 4 thinks Kara is a bitch and 31 killed "it"?!? Why all the hate D:

I know right? Kara's such a bitch. I don't know what her problem is!

It's over, guys. Enough with the Kara jokes.

Who the fuck is Kara?

Poetic justice at its finest.

Put it in a song.

I can just picture you as someone who thinks you're better than people and i would have loved to see this happen to you, enjoy getting that mud out of places it never should have gotten!

funny joke? bitch you trippin!

awww watch it OP! better luck next time

I get that you were joking but maybe she didn't like it...

Make sure you're looking where you're running before you oust others. Don't make yourself look so bad