By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
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leogirl95 12

You just don't say that to people.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

One could even say OP is feeling a little down.

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Damian95 16

Maybe he'll see her next fall.

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theawkwardlife 21

25, i don't think she would since op's running went downhill.

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leogirl95 12

You just don't say that to people.

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fishstick557 14

When I run I don't say anything to people. I just awkwardly pass them trying not to make eye contact.

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feelingold 18

I hope her dog bit you in the crotch.

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lmngrl889 14

maybe it was just OP's way of harmless joking & he didn't mean it the way it came out. sometimes people don't know when they are being insulting when they are just kidding around & are misunderstood. sometimes my dad is like that. it just comes out wrong.... just trying to give the benefit of the doubt here though

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guitarbeast 22

And we all shine on! Except for OP who is stuck in the mud

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vocaloidtiger 12

"Instant Karma's gonna getcha! Gonna knock you off your feet!" OP obviously should've listened to John Lennon's advice.

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jackiemora 18

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

That's not very nice... what did Kara ever do to you that you're calling her a bitch?!

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jackiemora 18

Hahaha nice! XD thanks guys. I was waiting for that. That's funny, lol.

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flockz 19

Kara may have her moments, but a bitch? that seems a little extreme.

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Dairyking 8

Hey, I was talking to Cara yesterday on Omegle. I know it's not the same, but Cara seemed really nice. Maybe Kara is, too?

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_DudeGuy_ 16

So 4 thinks Kara is a bitch and 31 killed "it"?!? Why all the hate D:

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TheNinjaBacon 8

I know right? Kara's such a bitch. I don't know what her problem is!

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red_headforlife 15

It's over, guys. Enough with the Kara jokes.

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360Bryce 2

I can just picture you as someone who thinks you're better than people and i would have loved to see this happen to you, enjoy getting that mud out of places it never should have gotten!

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flockz 19

funny joke? bitch you trippin!

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Quitte le ! 26

awww watch it OP! better luck next time

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funky2525 14

I get that you were joking but maybe she didn't like it...

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Pstraka6 20

Make sure you're looking where you're running before you oust others. Don't make yourself look so bad

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