Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed...

By Kitty Lover - 11/6/2016 19:04 - United States - Houston

Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead. His most recent searches? "How kill cat", "Kill cat laws", "Cat + poison". I thought he was ok with my cat when I moved in. FML

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By DonULFonso | 22

#6626460 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:19

Do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and be nice to your boyfriend: surprise him with a cake, offer him coffee, cook him something nice...

By Cbnotme | 20

#6626454 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:15

Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's fucked up!

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By Cbnotme | 20

#6626454 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:15

Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's fucked up!

By FML_HelloItsMe | 15

#6626455 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:16

FYL op.Ask him,"How did my cat die?" 2-3 times a day.This shall make him guilty enough to tell you the truth.Ask him the reason too.

By organizse | 28

#6626456 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:17

Yeah... Time to call the police.

By paris_ava | 24

#6626457 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:18

Consider therapy, that ain't normal

By The_Avatar | 22

#6626459 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:18

Cat murderer!!!!!!

By DonULFonso | 22

#6626460 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:19

Oh_No_Not_Him | 25

#6627317 - Monday 13 June 2016 16:13

Better still, do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and wait for a SWAT team to come swinging in through your windows!

Jacqueline G Mackay | 10

#7472318 - Sunday 18 June 2017 4:33

bad idea, he could "Gone girl" her ???

By Le_ponderer | 14

#6626468 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:25

Flee OP. Just move to Sri Lanka. You are currently with a loon.

pradip | 26

#6626699 - Sunday 12 June 2016 19:43

Why Sri Lanka?
It's a fucked up country in itself

By EnvyShadow | 3

#6626469 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:25

The original of this that was in the moderation section had no mention that her cat actually died, it said 'I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead.'

By Jiratias | 36

#6626475 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:29

What a fantastic douchebag. He obviously does not respect you and your feelings enough to be your boyfriend... and your cat really did not deserve that

By KyleRen | 13

#6626476 - Sunday 12 June 2016 15:33

This is either a murder or a really bad prank