By Kitty Lover - 11/06/2016 19:04 - United States - Houston

Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead. His most recent searches? "How kill cat", "Kill cat laws", "Cat + poison". I thought he was ok with my cat when I moved in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 538
You deserved it 1 771

Same thing different taste

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Do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and be nice to your boyfriend: surprise him with a cake, offer him coffee, cook him something nice...

Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's ****** up!

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Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's ****** up!

FML_HelloItsMe 15

FYL op.Ask him,"How did my cat die?" 2-3 times a day.This shall make him guilty enough to tell you the truth.Ask him the reason too.

Do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and be nice to your boyfriend: surprise him with a cake, offer him coffee, cook him something nice...

Better still, do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and wait for a SWAT team to come swinging in through your windows!

Jacqueline G Mackay 10

bad idea, he could "Gone girl" her ???

Le_ponderer 14

Flee OP. Just move to Sri Lanka. You are currently with a loon.

Why Sri Lanka? It's a ****** up country in itself

The original of this that was in the moderation section had no mention that her cat actually died, it said 'I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead.'

What a fantastic douchebag. He obviously does not respect you and your feelings enough to be your boyfriend... and your cat really did not deserve that

This is either a murder or a really bad prank