By Kitty Lover - 11/06/2016 19:04 - United States - Houston

Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead. His most recent searches? "How kill cat", "Kill cat laws", "Cat + poison". I thought he was ok with my cat when I moved in. FML
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DonULFonso 22
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Do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and be nice to your boyfriend: surprise him with a cake, offer him coffee, cook him something nice...

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Cbnotme 20
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Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's fucked up!

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Cbnotme 20
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Ummmmm.... Confront him about it, because that's fucked up!

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FML_HelloItsMe 15
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FYL op.Ask him,"How did my cat die?" 2-3 times a day.This shall make him guilty enough to tell you the truth.Ask him the reason too.

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organizse 28
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Yeah... Time to call the police.

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paris_ava 24
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Consider therapy, that ain't normal

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The_Avatar 22
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Cat murderer!!!!!!

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DonULFonso 22
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Do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and be nice to your boyfriend: surprise him with a cake, offer him coffee, cook him something nice...

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
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Better still, do some Google searches on "how to kill boyfriend", "murder laws", and "best poisons hard to detect"... and wait for a SWAT team to come swinging in through your windows!

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Jacqueline G Mackay 10

bad idea, he could "Gone girl" her ???

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Le_ponderer 14
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Flee OP. Just move to Sri Lanka. You are currently with a loon.

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pradip 26
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Why Sri Lanka? It's a fucked up country in itself

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EnvyShadow 3
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The original of this that was in the moderation section had no mention that her cat actually died, it said 'I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead.'

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Jiratias 36
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What a fantastic douchebag. He obviously does not respect you and your feelings enough to be your boyfriend... and your cat really did not deserve that

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KyleRen 13
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This is either a murder or a really bad prank

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