Love: Smooth gym bro

Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 069

You deserved it 8 941

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 491

You deserved it 26 499

Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 211

You deserved it 410

By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 190

You deserved it 6 396

Routine

By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 075

You deserved it 68 636

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 967

You deserved it 40 499

By Roxy19 - 22/01/2013 06:50 - United States - San Diego

Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 385

You deserved it 39 518

No pain, no gain

By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 465

You deserved it 7 249

No control over my limbs

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 747

You deserved it 186

Deez nuts

By King7 - 09/01/2010 10:17 - Pakistan

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 744

You deserved it 42 564

Roguedork19 8

Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)

misspulkadot24 17

Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?

Comments

Roguedork19 8

Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)

sens3sfailing 24

Monday 7 January 2013 9:51

He should ask her if she wants to take a break because of how tired she must be from running through his mind all day.

fenixtorador1 11

Monday 7 January 2013 15:12

Or get back up and ask her if she's okay. Once she asks what you're talking about, tell her that you thought it would hurt when an angel fell from heaven.

s15c 9

Monday 7 January 2013 18:49

60- I couldn't help but think of Brick from Anchorman saying "You are invited to the pants party." after reading your comment.

CrazedOut 2

Tuesday 8 January 2013 10:47

#1 couldnt agree more!

AksentNetharia 12

Sunday 14 September 2014 11:18

Dammit #1 I was gonna say that! XD

misspulkadot24 17

Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?

iOceanus 18

Monday 7 January 2013 9:55

I thought this said boobs when I first read it... anyone else, or is it just me?

NigerianMedicine 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 4:13

Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Monday 7 January 2013 9:13

Hey well that's not a FML that's a great story to tell everyone! Plus I'm sure she thought it was really funny and then proceeded to help you out haha. Think positive

Harpy20 24

Monday 7 January 2013 9:14

Well it's something to laugh about later. Chin up, mate.

iOceanus 18

Monday 7 January 2013 9:43

He might have had a tough time keeping his chin up while it was on the floor.

btstig 11

Monday 7 January 2013 9:14

Walk that shit off. She probably laughed. The ice is broken.

iOceanus 18

Monday 7 January 2013 9:47

Yeah, walk that shit off. I'm sure those gashes will heal in a few seconds.

sens3sfailing 24

Monday 7 January 2013 9:58

Mine do, but I'm the cheerleader from Heroes.

iOceanus 18

Monday 7 January 2013 10:03

23: Claire? You are totally hot, and the show you're on is awesome.

sens3sfailing 24

Monday 7 January 2013 10:13

Okay I lied, I'm syler. I totally killed that bitch! Oh well, back to chopping off people upper skulls to take their powers!

pinkpixie06 11

Monday 7 January 2013 9:15

Your physical wounds will most likely heal faster than the blow to your ego. But I think those usually hurt the most! Feel better soon! :)

sens3sfailing 24

Monday 7 January 2013 10:00

Soooo, your letting OP know he feels bad? Okay then... Good talk.

sugarshane007 20

Monday 7 January 2013 9:15

It seems that calamity has... befallen you.

Roguedork19 8

Monday 7 January 2013 9:18

Clever play on words my friend.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 7 January 2013 9:53

It seems you have really fallen for this girl, huh?

BlueFlatts 20

Monday 7 January 2013 9:59

Who knows, maybe she'll fall for OP too.

nigsuzzi 3

Monday 7 January 2013 10:06

Op u probably blew it. Don't bother chasing after her you will only hurt yourself more.

sens3sfailing 24

Monday 7 January 2013 10:16

Well that's incredibly pessimistic 30. I highly doubt there are that many girls out there that are that shallow.

charvisioku 22

Monday 7 January 2013 12:42

30: If that blew it for him, she's not worth his time since it would mean she's insanely shallow... I doubt this affected his chances with her at all.