Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I went for my first morning run in years. I made it half a block before tripping over nothing and face-planting in front of a dog walker. The dog looked genuinely concerned. The walker didn’t. She just snorted and carried on walking the dog. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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leogirl95 12
You just don't say that to people.
Cbizzlez 10
Instant karma right there
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Comments (100)
profoundkisses 18
Oh snap OP
desertlovebird 11
Karma has a way of biting people on their " ankles"..
Omniprism 15
I would have at least stopped to check on you but said that's what you get for egging random strangers on.
thekidracb 7
hilarity ensues, what a dick move
captainObviously 15
Haha you deserve it with a name like luv 2 spoolge 89.
JIMI2000 6
It makes sense ur a 'murican
lovesummers 8
An that reason is why you become fat.
Wealthyparrot 9
I don't see why people find that insulting, if you didn't know you needed to exercise significantly more, and weren't doing so because you didn't have the self discipline, in wouldn't bother you. So either everyone on this site is morbidly obese, or is a total ass.
sulitak 27
another version of this: you've just been told by a doctor that if you continue high impact exercise you can literally ruin your joints. Though its insulting no matter what. if someone is "fat" and getting out there and exercising the last thing they need is some prick telling them to go faster. They're exercising and trying to change so lay the **** off and let them do their thing.
Wealthyparrot 9
There's a difference between "com'on keep up" as a joke and "what's wrong fatty, can't keep up?" I was obese once, and I'm not anymore, I know the difference well.
clixed 12
Karma. That is all.
Awobbie 0
Karma at its finest. You reap what you sow.