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It's people like you that fill up the SPCA -__- how about you try training the dog?
Running away from a dog triggers their attack instinct, because you're behaving like a 'prey'. That's fairly standard dog behavior...
1- you don't just get a new one and throw away the other dog into the pound. You need to train them. With time and effort they will be very loyal
@19: I agree. I've met people that believe a dog trying to lick them is 'attacking' them. Attack varies from person to person in meaning.
Sometimes when I get cold, I roll myself up in my comforter and pretend I'm a burrito.
What? I may have missed the memo where this FML had to do with pretending to be a burrito. Such a pointless and unnecessary comment and only there to gain likes because it is "random". Well I'm sorry to say your comment doesn't strike at my funny bone..
Sometimes, when I read comments like yours I cringe at the unoriginality
I think it's original, but not really suited for this FML. I mean come on. Burritos and comforters? I would have never thought of that.
WTF is a comforter!?
I think it's the point to be random, you guys
That's strange, maybe there's something wrong with your dog and that's why it didn't recognize you?
Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.
There's a button for that, silly.
I wasn't much practice for the dog that got me on my mail route. The only practice it got was chewing it's food properly...
Maybe you should've kept your dog inside?
Perhaps you should feed your dog.
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Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.
Perhaps the dog freaked out because of your bizarre behavior. It wants you to be back on the couch eating Cheetos as usual.