Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I went for my first morning run in years. I made it half a block before tripping over nothing and face-planting in front of a dog walker. The dog looked genuinely concerned. The walker didn’t. She just snorted and carried on walking the dog. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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leogirl95 12
You just don't say that to people.
Cbizzlez 10
Instant karma right there
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Comments (100)
lollypop30001 19
You did that to your self.
Lycoris_fml 13
YDI. Nobody likes annoying, arrogant runners that think they're better than everyone else and are too full of themselves to realize that everyone thinks they're giant douches.
feedmankeynow 10
YDI karmas a bitch
SirTalkaton 22
See ya next fall.
perdix 31
I wish the dog stopped to pee on you.
gators1995 30
Lol, thats to much.
McNikk 15
Next time, don't be so rude to strangers. I hope you ankle is okay though.
TheGewt 7
This is why I don't run around mud. Or run at all.
mario2012 18
Poetic justice.
perdix 31
#22, here is our winner!!! "Poetic Justice" is the right term for what happened here. Karma is a Hindu concept that takes lifetimes to play out, and does not apply to this case. Just Desserts and Come-uppance would have also been winners, too.
Zeishah 26
and it came a full circle, hopefully youre wiser now.
noelasis94 18
It was love at first sight, now the question is for who?