Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman...

By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:04

You just don't say that to people.

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anubisismylife 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:13

You were asking for it dude.

SherminatorX12 4

Wednesday 8 May 2013 19:02

That's karma for you.

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Sunday 12 May 2013 21:39

Mean bitch!

elJefe98 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 21:31

I guess you fell into that one.

abbsmarie 7

Friday 6 December 2013 16:41

Karma bitch!

caspertink 17

Tuesday 15 December 2015 8:48

Real life version of the tortoise and the hare

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