Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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galt
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That sucks so bad! Fuckin hate scammers.
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whatthefreshhell
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Well, they sure had their system planned out well.
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galt
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That sucks so bad! Fuckin hate scammers.
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galt
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Exactly. People can be so shit.
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feelingold
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Offspring_fml
| 27
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you could have said it was the run-a-way girl's drinks that needed to be paid off.
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Alexis2742
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Dracoboxer357
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2- It was a scam, she came to the bar with the money snatcher first, and targetted Op. :p
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whatthefreshhell
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Presumably because she was in on it, and was with the guy that took the money.
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JACKxRAWR
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You never seen "The Sting" or any other con-man films? Sneaky fuckers.
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whatthefreshhell
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Or Matchstick Men if you're a fan of Nicolas Cage.
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wjh100
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no one is a fan of Nicholas Cage :p
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whatthefreshhell
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I'm a fan of Nicolas Cage.
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TITUS92
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Haha
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JACKxRAWR
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#68, there are four faces on Mt Rushmore. Four times four times by the denominator means we have to meet a midget in Hawaii who can decode the Declaration of Independence.
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whatthefreshhell
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Well, they sure had their system planned out well.
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Roskosity
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Blimey! Rotten luck!
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Lizardgirl
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That is the most australian sentence I've ever read.
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liss0711
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It sounds sexier in my head with the Australian accent.
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Jonny_Blaze0017
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What a dick bartender. Sorry OP
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mpj13
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That was a series of unfortunate events.
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thepunman
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*GASP* I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!1!!!1!1
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ZeroPath5
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You really shouldn't type like that #27...
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Zomg_Okay
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*Obligatory "The books were better" comment*
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liss0711
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But his name isn't Lemony...
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FML_14u2c
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Yes, Lemony Snicket, it certainly was. :-P
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thepunman
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I was being sarcastic. If I was ping to say something like that, I wouldn't do it in a noob way
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cieloalicia
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Sounds like the both of them just pulled a fast one on you.
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NoDontKillMe
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I bet he wasn't expecting to take such a trip when he got there!
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eericcartman
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mario2012
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No shit Sherlock.
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xXSherikaXx
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Sounds like your girl and the thief are working together. File a police report or go all Terminator on him.
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pedinhuh
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Somehow I think this kind of FML is getting quite commom...