By Alexman1985 - 01/05/2013 10:30

Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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You deserved it 4 970

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That sucks so bad! Fuckin hate scammers.

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

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That sucks so bad! Fuckin hate scammers.

Exactly. People can be so shit.

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Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you could have said it was the run-a-way girl's drinks that needed to be paid off.

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2- It was a scam, she came to the bar with the money snatcher first, and targetted Op. :p

Presumably because she was in on it, and was with the guy that took the money.

You never seen "The Sting" or any other con-man films? Sneaky fuckers.

Or Matchstick Men if you're a fan of Nicolas Cage.

no one is a fan of Nicholas Cage :p

I'm a fan of Nicolas Cage.

#68, there are four faces on Mt Rushmore. Four times four times by the denominator means we have to meet a midget in Hawaii who can decode the Declaration of Independence.

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

Blimey! Rotten luck!

That is the most australian sentence I've ever read.

It sounds sexier in my head with the Australian accent.

What a dick bartender. Sorry OP

That was a series of unfortunate events.

*GASP* I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!1!!!1!1

You really shouldn't type like that #27...

*Obligatory "The books were better" comment*

But his name isn't Lemony...

Yes, Lemony Snicket, it certainly was. :-P

I was being sarcastic. If I was ping to say something like that, I wouldn't do it in a noob way

Sounds like the both of them just pulled a fast one on you.

I bet he wasn't expecting to take such a trip when he got there!

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No shit Sherlock.

Sounds like your girl and the thief are working together. File a police report or go all Terminator on him.

Somehow I think this kind of FML is getting quite commom...