By Alexman1985 - 01/05/2013 10:30

Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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You deserved it 4 990

Same thing different taste

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That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

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That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.

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Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you could have said it was the run-a-way girl's drinks that needed to be paid off.

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2- It was a scam, she came to the bar with the money snatcher first, and targetted Op. :p

Presumably because she was in on it, and was with the guy that took the money.

You never seen "The Sting" or any other con-man films? Sneaky *******.

Or Matchstick Men if you're a fan of Nicolas Cage.

no one is a fan of Nicholas Cage :p

#68, there are four faces on Mt Rushmore. Four times four times by the denominator means we have to meet a midget in Hawaii who can decode the Declaration of Independence.

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

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Lizardgirl 7

That is the most australian sentence I've ever read.

It sounds sexier in my head with the Australian accent.

mpj13 8

That was a series of unfortunate events.

You really shouldn't type like that #27...

*Obligatory "The books were better" comment*

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Yes, Lemony Snicket, it certainly was. :-P

I was being sarcastic. If I was ping to say something like that, I wouldn't do it in a noob way

Sounds like the both of them just pulled a fast one on you.

I bet he wasn't expecting to take such a trip when he got there!

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Sounds like your girl and the thief are working together. File a police report or go all Terminator on him.

Somehow I think this kind of FML is getting quite commom...