FML : Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me,...

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Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Alexman1985 / Wednesday 1 May 2013 10:30 /

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By galt | 13

#5473796 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:32

That sucks so bad! Fuckin hate scammers.

By whatthefreshhell | 15

#5473799 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:32

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

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By galt | 13

#5473796 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:32

That sucks so bad! Fuckin hate scammers.

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galt | 13

#5474306 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:03

Exactly. People can be so shit.

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feelingold | 18

#5474333 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Offspring_fml | 27

#5476072 - Friday 3 May 2013 4:41

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you could have said it was the run-a-way girl's drinks that needed to be paid off.

By Alexis2742 | 31

#5473798 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5473803 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:34

2- It was a scam, she came to the bar with the money snatcher first, and targetted Op. :p

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whatthefreshhell | 15

#5473805 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:34

Presumably because she was in on it, and was with the guy that took the money.

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JACKxRAWR | 22

#5473959 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:49

You never seen "The Sting" or any other con-man films? Sneaky fuckers.

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whatthefreshhell | 15

#5473961 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:52

Or Matchstick Men if you're a fan of Nicolas Cage.

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wjh100 | 13

#5474145 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:01

no one is a fan of Nicholas Cage :p

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whatthefreshhell | 15

#5474153 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:10

I'm a fan of Nicolas Cage.

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TITUS92 | 8

#5474342 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:21

Haha

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JACKxRAWR | 22

#5475089 - Thursday 2 May 2013 13:11

#68, there are four faces on Mt Rushmore. Four times four times by the denominator means we have to meet a midget in Hawaii who can decode the Declaration of Independence.

By whatthefreshhell | 15

#5473799 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:32

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

By Roskosity | 22

#5473800 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:32

Blimey! Rotten luck!

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Lizardgirl | 7

#5473949 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:38

That is the most australian sentence I've ever read.

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liss0711 | 10

#5474518 - Thursday 2 May 2013 1:30

It sounds sexier in my head with the Australian accent.

By Jonny_Blaze0017 | 26

#5473801 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:32

What a dick bartender. Sorry OP

By mpj13 | 8

#5473802 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:33

That was a series of unfortunate events.

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thepunman | 11

#5473832 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:54

*GASP* I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!1!!!1!1

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ZeroPath5 | 16

#5473953 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:40

You really shouldn't type like that #27...

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Zomg_Okay | 26

#5473960 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:50

*Obligatory "The books were better" comment*

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liss0711 | 10

#5474523 - Thursday 2 May 2013 1:34

But his name isn't Lemony...

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FML_14u2c | 14

#5474818 - Thursday 2 May 2013 9:25

Yes, Lemony Snicket, it certainly was. :-P

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thepunman | 11

#5475640 - Thursday 2 May 2013 20:56

I was being sarcastic. If I was ping to say something like that, I wouldn't do it in a noob way

By cieloalicia | 16

#5473804 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:34

Sounds like the both of them just pulled a fast one on you.

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NoDontKillMe | 19

#5474234 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:34

I bet he wasn't expecting to take such a trip when he got there!

By eericcartman | 5

#5473806 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:34

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mario2012 | 18

#5473919 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:15

No shit Sherlock.

By xXSherikaXx | 11

#5473807 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:34

Sounds like your girl and the thief are working together. File a police report or go all Terminator on him.

By pedinhuh | 23

#5473808 - Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:35

Somehow I think this kind of FML is getting quite commom...

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