By Alexman1985
Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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  JACKxRAWR  |  22

#68, there are four faces on Mt Rushmore. Four times four times by the denominator means we have to meet a midget in Hawaii who can decode the Declaration of Independence.