Health, Accident and Pranks: Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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DrSamba 7

Sunday 4 August 2019 1:40

What a prick! I would have kicked him in his shriveled old balls, and said, "I wanted to see if he would actually double over in pain"

kindameanalwaysfun 7

Sunday 4 August 2019 1:30

what an ass

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 August 2019 0:11

Probably jealous that you can jog while he can barely walk. You need to slow down around cripples, so as not to piss them off.

Stacy 4

Sunday 4 August 2019 9:33

WHAT? NO CRIPPLES NEED TO NOT ASSUALT PEOPLE. Doing shit like that could get them more crippled.....just saying.

Sam Siggers 8

Sunday 4 August 2019 23:29

he is joking, calm down. if you read the fmls everyday, you would notice this guy comments on every single one and usually has a joke. except for a slight few where he was trying to be helpful and caring. which isnt many but doesnt mean he doesnt care.

kindameanalwaysfun 7

Sunday 4 August 2019 1:30

what an ass

DrSamba 7

Sunday 4 August 2019 1:40

What a prick! I would have kicked him in his shriveled old balls, and said, "I wanted to see if he would actually double over in pain"

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 4 August 2019 2:25

In this instance, retaliation would have been condoned. Against both of them, if the wife laughed at you.

donb23 23

Sunday 4 August 2019 4:40

I would have waited somewhere to see him get up and then sneak up behind him and just as he leans on his cane kick it. Old or not there is still no excuse for being an asshole. Or even better report him to the police and cause him of assault and battery.

Stacy 4

Sunday 4 August 2019 9:32

OMFG! DID U TAKE HIS CANE AND SMACK HIS WIFE IN THE HEAD THEN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS? Im sure u would have been in ur rights to do so.....😠

Alessa Noriega 5

Sunday 4 August 2019 9:36

You should've pressed charges

Yudith 24

Sunday 4 August 2019 14:23

Looks like Biff from Back To The Future. Bullies like that have to be stopped young or else they end up like this old flatulence of a man. On the plus side, he already has one foot in the grave.