By Anonymous - United States
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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I agree with 57 I would find that adorable I myself am a walkin disaster, In a completely flat and empty room I will find something to trip on!! so it's not a turn off just cute I think^^

By  magusuri_fml  |  0

And you weren't like, "Hay, when I'm at the hospital recovering from this grievous injury you're gonna be there to help nurse me back to health and in the process fall madly in love with me, right?"
Or at least get her number for the trouble looking at her caused you.