By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Spicy
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 111
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if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

For the record, I like quiche.

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if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

Not to mention that she has horrible taste... Quiches are delicious!

I don't even get how someone can pronounce quiche with a t

If she would seriously leave for something like that, maybe OP is better off with his hand keeping him company.

Well, OP could've worded it differently, not directly correcting her but say something along the line of "I happen to like some kinds of quiche." But then again, would you rather be with a girl who, in a restaurant, chose what she likes, or with a condescending bitch who feels the need to comment on stuff she doesn't like, calling it, and in extension all the people who eat it, gross, without even knowing if it might be OP's favourite food? I'd say OP dodged a bullet there.

For the record, I like quiche.

My stepson begs for it.

Quiche is amazing!

Spinach quiche is good

So do I. And its stupid getting pissed off at someone for correcting you when you say something completely wrong.

Pumpkin, spinach and feta quiche is the bomb!

So do I ! Quiche is delicious!

I also enjoy a good quiche.

Can't beat a cheese and bacon kweetch.

That's called Quiche Lorraine.

C'est elle la quiche ! You're not missing much. If she doesn't like quiche she can't be that awesome. ;-)

"She is the quiche"? I could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure that's what "C'est elle la quiche" translates to...

Ok that's a contradiction... quiche is awesome and delicious... she can't be quiche just saying

Actually, @19, it's a French expression, it means being an idiot or being incapable of doing something in particular (like a sport, for example).

I agree with #3! C'est même une cruche!

Bulldozer36 21

As a grammar Nazi I commend your correction and suggest the "Stranger".

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Well in this case, the girl in the story was dead-ass wrong and so are you. Try again

#5: I'd rather be lonely than hypocritical.

Just... just stop #5

Nah, you should shut up.

I'd rather be corrected when I'm wrong than have people agree to just keep me happy, like I'm some fragile thing who can't handle facts and others opinions. ?

*ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is all

This is probably the wrongest (is wrongest a word? Wrongest is now a word) comment I've ever seen.

While I don't agree with it, I'm pretty sure it's just a joke. I've heard it from a lot of older, married men who are content with their marriage. I don't think #5 meant it in all seriousness. But then again, this is FML

Lol it's fun watching people go batshit crazy about a joke; score!

It's fun watching you get down voted for a stupid ass comment. Score!

Women are wrong quite often, look at OP's date and your eyeshadow choice

Yes #94! Especially the eye shadow choice!! What the fuck is that?

@94 shots just fired i repeat... Shit... Just..... got...... real.....

The woman is always right. Understand this and you'll never be lonely. :P

Haters gunna hate. Sorry about the date OP (gasp that rhymes).

Potatoes gonna potate.

hate hate hate, sorry about the date,date date, shake it off , shake it off

try the left hand first...

That's what OP's name says.

Sorry op, but if she's going to be that shallow, then you are definitely better off without her! Find a girl who could have turned you correcting her in to a humorous moment, instead of a bitchy one!

19990231 29

If she gets that upset that you correct her over something small like that just imagine when you actually get into a fight.