By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Spicy
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML
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sn24swim 13

if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

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sn24swim 13

if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

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Lct1196 31

Not to mention that she has horrible taste... Quiches are delicious!

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delude 26

I don't even get how someone can pronounce quiche with a t

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Killswitchknot 20

If she would seriously leave for something like that, maybe OP is better off with his hand keeping him company.

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sturschaedel 27

Well, OP could've worded it differently, not directly correcting her but say something along the line of "I happen to like some kinds of quiche." But then again, would you rather be with a girl who, in a restaurant, chose what she likes, or with a condescending bitch who feels the need to comment on stuff she doesn't like, calling it, and in extension all the people who eat it, gross, without even knowing if it might be OP's favourite food? I'd say OP dodged a bullet there.

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kmarie22_613e 25

My stepson begs for it.

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Crescent_Moon 17

So do I. And its stupid getting pissed off at someone for correcting you when you say something completely wrong.

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tdawg91 17

Pumpkin, spinach and feta quiche is the bomb!

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ajs1987 15

I also enjoy a good quiche.

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sourknickers 4

Can't beat a cheese and bacon kweetch.

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Agtthepw 21

C'est elle la quiche ! You're not missing much. If she doesn't like quiche she can't be that awesome. ;-)

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connectthedots 7

"She is the quiche"? I could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure that's what "C'est elle la quiche" translates to...

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wakemeupplease 21

Ok that's a contradiction... quiche is awesome and delicious... she can't be quiche just saying

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minissaussette 25

Actually, @19, it's a French expression, it means being an idiot or being incapable of doing something in particular (like a sport, for example).

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more4me 27

I agree with #3! C'est même une cruche!

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Bulldozer36 21

As a grammar Nazi I commend your correction and suggest the "Stranger".

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limegreenpoopie 31

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stingray112 24

Well in this case, the girl in the story was dead-ass wrong and so are you. Try again

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Vestin 18

#5: I'd rather be lonely than hypocritical.

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fakedsincerity 32

I'd rather be corrected when I'm wrong than have people agree to just keep me happy, like I'm some fragile thing who can't handle facts and others opinions. ?

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WipeHour 11

*ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is all

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JKPwnage 27

This is probably the wrongest (is wrongest a word? Wrongest is now a word) comment I've ever seen.

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rocker_chick105 31

While I don't agree with it, I'm pretty sure it's just a joke. I've heard it from a lot of older, married men who are content with their marriage. I don't think #5 meant it in all seriousness. But then again, this is FML

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limegreenpoopie 31

Lol it's fun watching people go batshit crazy about a joke; score!

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JayGatsby 25

It's fun watching you get down voted for a stupid ass comment. Score!

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tdawg91 17

Women are wrong quite often, look at OP's date and your eyeshadow choice

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Yes #94! Especially the eye shadow choice!! What the **** is that?

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Mc_Knapkins 10

@94 shots just fired i repeat... Shit... Just..... got...... real.....

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limegreenpoopie 31

The woman is always right. Understand this and you'll never be lonely. :P

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stingray112 24

Haters gunna hate. Sorry about the date OP (gasp that rhymes).

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ODST_Panda 12

hate hate hate, sorry about the date,date date, shake it off , shake it off

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gintwinsmoore 20

try the left hand first...

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mewfasa35 12

Sorry op, but if she's going to be that shallow, then you are definitely better off without her! Find a girl who could have turned you correcting her in to a humorous moment, instead of a bitchy one!

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19990231 29

If she gets that upset that you correct her over something small like that just imagine when you actually get into a fight.

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