By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 21:26 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well, come on, Santa! Ya think them ho ho hoes want facial hair down there when you're gettin em jolly in the bedroom? Your pole may be pointing north, but she doesn't want your beard on her milky cookie!

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unidentified_sta 5

Uncalled for? Bullshit, that is impossible as nothing is ever uncalled for.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well, come on, Santa! Ya think them ho ho hoes want facial hair down there when you're gettin em jolly in the bedroom? Your pole may be pointing north, but she doesn't want your beard on her milky cookie!

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railboy1 0

^ well that's just about the biggest case of WIN ever :)

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lol_ironic_life 9

Haha that's the funniest comment I've seen from you IzBATroll :)

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perdix 29

You'd better do good tongue work down there, or you'll be the ex and he'll get another chance!

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Taq_fml 0

Maybe she needs to shave her beard before he does that!!! XD

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gorina 0

At least she told you instead of pretending it WAS him and enjoying the fact.

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Mr_Alex 5

At least she didn't try comparing your 'technique' to his as well!!

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UpsidedownKayak 9

That's next, she is changing him one thing at a time.

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IndianForLife 0

This is why here in India we do not go down on our women.

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karina02 9

@14 There must be little to no women.

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mintcar 9

Then shave, problem solved.

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noeryu 1

ydi for dating someone who's not over her ex.

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crystalxa 35

Jeez OP! You need to get ride of her ASAP!

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