Intimacy: Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking...

By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Nope, just nope

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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First date going well

By johnfrank - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Weird encounter

By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 0:09

if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

tj4234 35

Monday 13 April 2015 0:10

For the record, I like quiche.

Comments

seriouslygrowup 11

Monday 13 April 2015 12:28

You just learned a valuable lesson. You can either be right, or happy. You opted to be right... :)

Urpoppy 21

Monday 13 April 2015 13:40

I'm sure either one of your hands is smarter than she is. Consider yourself lucky for the quick getaway.

havahnegila 22

Monday 13 April 2015 13:48

Trust me when I say you don't want a girl who doesn't know what quiche is.

ajs1987 15

Monday 13 April 2015 16:09

My guess is some guy has already ****** her brains out, literally.

greeneyedx 23

Monday 13 April 2015 16:38

If she can't even pronounce quiche right, she probably doesn't even know what it is. Ugh. Stupid people. You're better off, OP.

Dublkros 1

Monday 13 April 2015 17:22

Quiche is freaking delicious, F her life!

lalaney 14

Monday 13 April 2015 18:05

How exactly did you correct her? Were you a douche about it?

dark_angel4121 12

Monday 13 April 2015 19:19

Hey, it's not your fault she's uncultured. If she got mad over something silly like that, then you are better off dodging that bullet.

733yoda_fml 19

Monday 13 April 2015 20:09

Just pronounce it correctly in your answer

Matheo_fml 21

Monday 13 April 2015 21:34

Next time correct her after you've been laid... If she was on a blind date and sat down to the table with you, chances are she fancied you. You being a grammar nazi just blew your chances...