Love, Weird, Awkward and First Dates: Kinda is

Kinda is

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 18:00

Today, my blind date got up and left the table before our food had even arrived, saying he wasn't going to bother with me. Apparently bringing my own bottle of ranch for dipping is "weird" now. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By ragingwaffles - 13/08/2014 04:25 - United States - Chico

Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML

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Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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Tonight, on Blind Dates…

By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Jah Rule

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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49_Donuts 13

Monday 17 July 2023 18:06

Ummm, yes it is

noonereally 6

Monday 17 July 2023 18:10

Not just now, always has been.

Comments

49_Donuts 13

Monday 17 July 2023 18:06

Ummm, yes it is

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 18 July 2023 1:49

OP is just ahead of the game. Once Tailor Swifts line of boutique traveling dipping sauces launch in Fall this will be the new norm!

noonereally 6

Monday 17 July 2023 18:10

Not just now, always has been.

Jendaflooid 5

Monday 17 July 2023 19:14

It is. Grow up and learn to appreciate flavors beyond "ranch." Not everything needs to be bloody "ranch" flavored.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 July 2023 19:50

That is weird for a first date. People should recognize what is bizarre about them and conceal it in the early courting phase. Works for me!

maverick83 14

Monday 17 July 2023 20:38

It’s certainly different, but I see no reason to judge you for it. It’s not harming anyone.

Hangryko 31

Monday 17 July 2023 21:07

Why do you do that? Picky eater? Food sensitivities?

lexxiasaurus 27

Monday 17 July 2023 21:15

sorry love. it's always been weird

historygrad74 19

Monday 17 July 2023 22:23

I understand why dates leave you.

D J's MOM 17

Monday 17 July 2023 23:26

sweetie, that is poor etiquette at any restaurant. If you want ranch that bad, then simply ask for a side of it. Hate to say it, but it makes you look like trailer trash with no mangers whatsoever. I'm not trying to hate on your tastes.