Classy.

That should bring good luck or something.

It's always better to be pissed off then to be pissed on.

- stupid facts

But in this case, he was both!

Yes, because if you're pissed on, then you're also pissed off about getting pissed on. And that's just too much piss.

At least it wasn’t a #2

That'd bring a whole new meaning to "Bombs Away!"

Giving a new use of the term "Golden Shower"

No, that’s the old use.

I guess when you got to go, you got to go!

Either you’re very unlucky, or he’s got great aim and uncanny vector math skills!

Or it’s bull.

R rated version of "UP"

Or “Rain Man.”

He's the king of the skies and you're the pee-on

If he was masturbating, would that qualify as "Raining Men"?

Not his fault. He probably looked down and saw a pissant.