First Dates, Allergies and Love: First date going well

First date going well

By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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platypusrex256 2

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

puffingdragons 0

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

podrummer9209 0

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Thursday 26 March 2009 23:58

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

screelov 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 1:48

yea some of us girls are such bitches.

candygirl98 0

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Sunday 14 November 2010 17:04

Mmmmhmmmmm I second that :P

fallencastiel 22

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Sunday 22 June 2014 13:08

5 years later, and women actually are being killed for saying no.

zach2519 0

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Thursday 26 March 2009 23:59

That really does suck. I can't imagine being allergic to shrimp.

platypusrex256 2

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

alliewillie 22

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:14

Agreed. "you shouldnt order that in case I want to kiss you later"?? You sound like THE biggest douchebag. You make it seem like you're doing a favor by even considering kissing her, like it doesn't matter what she wants. She probably ordered the shrimp to keep you from even trying.

i13Zero 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:43

I fuck on the first.

comment11111 39

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Thursday 10 October 2013 7:50

exactly, too forward on a first and way too forward on a blind date.

ohhboyy 0

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

lmfao #2 was the funniest thing about this fml

puffingdragons 0

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

Monty_Python 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:01

Ouch dude!

JHunz 13

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:04

That was pretty presumptuous. I'm not surprised at her order

Drekos 0

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:05

wow, you're really bad with women. the key to successful romance is pretending you aren't that interested in them. if you tell her you want to kiss her, she assumes you're a creeper. GAME OVER.